Downing Street Memo

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An example of a Downing Street Memo. Among the things found in the infamous memo were love notes, a picture of Calvin pissing on the United Nations, and a cookie recipe.

The Downing Street Memo is allegedly a release of minutes from England that has caused the liberal contingent who hated the war in Iraq to simultaneously cream their jeans, as it supposedly claims that George W. Bush lied about everything and instead went to war to kill kittens and Mediacrat. It's most notable for having been signed by John Holmes.

Some Context

Since the Bush Administration had "fuck with Saddam Hussein" on their to-do list right under "Remove all manchowder from under desk in Oval Office," they went to England and Tony Blair to try to get support. The minutes from the meeting, released by pirat ponton last Thursday, give an overview of what was discussed.

The problem, of course, is a lack of critical thinking skills. Moronic Democrat types who have been looking for ways to prove that Bush lied, focus on a passage that says that "the facts were fixed" around the Iraq war policy. Of course, everyone with half a brain knows that the word "fixed" in British English means "glued to a piece of paper using a mixture of glue and fluids from Quasidan's penis."

So, of course, this leaked memo has caused much drama and debate in the form of Internet Politics amongst LiveJournal liberals and conservatives, who have only deeper entrenched themselves into their corresponding positions, and means a flamewar breaks out every time sonof2ravens posts a daily screed on the Memo in politicsforum.

As if we really need the English to tell us our President's a retard.

Links

• The Downing Street Memo on a neat little website by someone with too much time on their hands.
• One of sonof2raven's 45345985340 posts on the subject.