Hank Hill

Hank Hill (or rather pronounced Honk Hall), is just some random lolcow animoot from the retard minds of Fox Networking. Due to the fact that Honk has literally no ass, he is constantly butthurt at the fact that his friends, coworkers, and even his own son are all incompetent faggots. His wife, Peggy, is neglected by him often because he only truely wants to fuck his dog, Laaaaady Bird. He says the first part longer than the second.

Honk is now a confirmed meme as of last thursday. Shoops that feature him focus on his lulzy qualities, such as his obsession with propane, his retarded reaction faces, etc.

Hank ASCII

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Quotes

	“	I'll tell you what	„

	“	I sell propane and propane accessories	„

	“	Dang it Bobbeh	„

	“	That boy ain't right	„

	“	You're ruining at least 3 birthdays and a graduation.	„

	“	BWAHHH!	„

	“	Son, you're teasing the black person in a monkey house	„

	“	...Do you want to be like George Clooney?	„

	“	Yoga? Isn't that a cult?	„

	“	The Liberty Bell is great. But if it was in a contest with a bunch of other bells without cracks, it would lose.	„

	“	That's a clean-burning hell, I tell you what.	„

	“	Dangit, Bill!	„

	“	Dammit, Dale!	„

	“	What the hell kind of country is this where you can only hate a man if he's white?	„

	“	Son, Al Yankovich blew his brains out in the late '80s after people stopped buying his records.	„

	“	I'm gunna kick your ass!	„

	“	LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER!	„

	“	I need a Tap n' dye, and some WD-40.	„

	“	Get out of my house!"	„
	—Exodus

	“	Boomhauer: Man I tell you what Hank bout evry dang thang on the meanin of life man, it's like this man. You like butterfly flappin his wings deep down in those forests it gonna cause a tree fall over mebbe five thousand miles away man an if aint nobody see it, nobody don' done even happen you know? dem little old baby's born into this world ????? don't got no friends no nuthin, come in find out bout dem dar evil man. man see like, you don' even know man. you see like..it's like you born into this world man and you got like..it's like this man, like dust in the wind man, or like a dang old candle in the wind. you don' di.. it don' matter man, it the old oldies all time. you know what i think man? that dan ol' "i think therefore you are" man. Hank: Well, that's what we tell ourselves, Boomhauer.	„
	—Sage