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HBalthamos

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HBalthamos; real name - [[Skank|Faith Grosvenor. A British furfag and Pokémon-nut who is probably on her 4th or 5th Deviantart by now, having been previously known by related handles such as "H-Balth" and "Homao-Balthamos". Faith is a tartlet so vacuous that she cannot even spell 'homo' properly.

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Her popularity stems from an Eevee recolor OC drawn in the 'Sonic' style, the style in which every retard seems to be following on dA nowadays. Hordes of basement-dwelling sheeple gobble every last word of her unintelligibly-written Journals, which more often than not bemoan her life and the lack of attention paid to her. Many supporters have fapped their tiny members after commenting on this drivel, hoping the beautiful maiden behind the screenname will open her gaping vagoo for them in return for their e-sympathy.

For years she has claimed to be perfecting her 'art', yet the only subject she draws is her irritating little Eevee fursona which of course resembles her. Rather than actually improving her skills, she spends the majority of her time whoring attention from the Sonic community, begging for points donations, art gifts and trading shitty art in return.

The Land from Whence the Lardo Came

Faith dropped out of some whore's vagina on 2nd January, 1990. She hails from some shithole called Portsmouth in England, UK. However, she has not resided there for years, having hopped from desperate virgin to desperate virgin for a free roof over her head and Pokémon plushes.

Having bed-hopped (if a creature that size can actually hop) via York to Liverpool, she has left behind a trail of broken hearts and owed money.