Final Fantasy X

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Final Fantasy X(a.k.a Final Fantasy 9 2: Electric Boogaloo) is the 10th final fantasy game(not including shitty games that are almost as good as Big Rigs). It is overrated as fuck, but not as much as FF7 and the game makes no fucking sense whatsoever a lot of the time. This was the first FF game to have a sequal, FFX-2(a.k.a FFX 2: Electric Boogaloo)

Gameplay

Overworld

Pretty fucked up, the game lags while moving and there are at least 100 chests that don't even open but other than that there is nothing special(except you of course)

Battle

The way to win is to do as much damage as possible.

The average boss battle goes like this: Use every characters overdrive then attack until it is dead. It takes such skill to complete FFX

Sphere grid

Rather than having to grind to level up, you now need to grind to get points which do shit all by themself known as sphere levels(a.k.a slvls or special levels) which you must use in the sphere grid. That's right, you guessed it a grid of spheres. You use up sphere levels just moving around the fucking grid.

At first this seems pretty cool as you get a slvl every few fights but it turns into a piece of shit eventually. Not only do you need over 9000 ap(ability points a.k.a xp) to get a slvl, at least 100 of the nodes are empty.

Graphics

The graphics in FFX are pretty shit.

Characters

Main party

Wakka, The biggest faggot in The Game(notice the awesome graphics)

• Tidus - The main character. He isn't actually real, he is a dream however the fuck that works.
• Wakka - More like Spakka. A massive faggot who says "ya" after every single fucking sentence and is retarded, ya. He thinks using "Forbidden machina" is bad and that Sin came because of this just because Yevon(some faggy religion) says so. He obviously doesn't notice that this is bullshit. He will most likely piss you off to no end if you ever play this game.
• Lulu - The "black mage" of the party. Has over 9000 mp.
• Yuna - The "White mage" of the party, also capable of summoning magical beasts called aeons somehow, with a lack of battletoads.
• Khimari - A ronso, an animal. Probably only in the game to appeal to furfags, has some shitty attack that leeches health and mana from the target.
• Auron - Some guy who uses a long sword, he got killed by Yunalesca After Braska summoned the final aeon, sacrificing Jecht.
• Rikku - Some al-bhed bitch, has little use. Quite a bit of rule 34.

Other important characters

Holy shit, Sin is Jecht

• Sin - Some sort of thing that is almost as big as Girlvinyl. Goes around Spira killing people for the lulz.
• Jecht - Tidus' father(also a dream) he was the final aeon Braska used to "kill" sin. Yu pagoda(some basement-dweller who plays World of Warcraft from inside sin and controls sin) corrupted the final aeon and Jecht became the new Sin.

Random faggots

• Rin - An al-bhed who sells stuff.
• The crusaders - Some faggots from Besaid(the shitty village where Wakka lived) who think they can defeat sin, they fail miserably.

Cactuars

• Quaktuar - A piece of shit.
• Normal Cactuar - Shoots 1,000 needles
• Cactuar king - Shoots 10,000 needles and can even shoot 99,999 needles!!11!one!1! Which is a guaranteed 1 hit kill

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This unfunny forced meme is usually spammed when the subject of Final Fantasy X trundles across the bloodshot eyes of any pathetic virgins. It recites a disgustingly akward horrible cringeworthy cut scene (of which there are many) with Teedus and Poona, where that cracka ho suggests to Teedus that the best way to cheer him up is farting out some dry chuckles, the following event would make even the most hardiest of men's balls shrivel up, and ruins what is already a shit game. What isn't seen is Teedus slapping that skinny white slut and giving her a quick lesson on the appropriate way to cheer him up.

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See also

• Tidus
• Playstation 2
• FF7