Funko Pop!

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You too could hoard a collection of worthless pop culture tokens!

These things are already nightmare full that when you look up creepy looking pics you just see a Funko Pop.

Funko Pop! aka Fucko Poop! are a brand of ugly looking overpriced plastic-junk with square heads and eyes that will stare into your soul. These pieces of shit are supposed to be based on characters from pop culture. The goal is to take any character and turn it into an ugly-looking abomination and sell it to the brainwashed masses. Stores like to put a shitload of these little shits on display and plague shelves everywhere with this Chinese crap. Unbelievably, some people actually buy these toys. Why buy these when you can buy a cheaply made toy that's at least better what every single one of these fuckers are? Who cares? It's not like these toys matter.

The truth is Fucko Poops are nothing more than a shitty fad, that will fade away into obscurity soon.

Collecting

Want to buy some Fucko Poops? Here's a guide on how you can buy one, and a subsequent guide on how to an hero after the realization that you got ripped off.

1.Find a store, they're bound to have some Funko Pops somewhere.

2.Grab one but be extra careful not to damage the box, or all imagined value will be lost.

3.Buy it.

4. Fuck off

5. Now you have some Funko Pops, good job wasting your jew gold motherfucker.

Collectors

People have a ton of money, while a lot of people will spend money on worthless shit, the dumbasses they are. These people have a different way to spend their money, spend it on Fucko Poops too be a waste to are society. People have entire collections of Fucko Poops, hell they might have millions of them. and show them off for everyone to troll them over to other losers who to spend their time collecting plastic crap instead of doing there job.