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Audreynoland
AudreyNoland is a CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY super dynamic internets all-star! Well, at least she thinks so. In reality though, she makes some of the least funny videos you will ever see and gets them onto the front page of YouTube by making thousands of fake accounts solely to favorite herself making her one of YouTubes most subscribed users. Her videos are the crawl space beneath rock bottom and utterly bereft of any entertainment value or humor. The one nice thing about her is the decent rack she has, however, it is dwarfed by the gargantuan vein on her forehead that is connected to a Thorazine pump. The typical Audrey Noland video consists of her wearing some kind of zany hat, going off on random tangents, like singing Disney movie songs, much like a 4 year old would do if he had a show and could stop eating his own boogers for 5 minutes. It is commonly agreed upon that she should look into becoming an hero.
AudreyNoland VIP's cheating was exposed by YTWatchdog. She was so upset with this being outed as a cheater that she had a bit of a cry, before getting straight back to making more fake accounts. According to reports, her "Audrey Noland being serious and crying like a baby" video was featured on G4 TV's Attack of the Show on cable television.
Currently, Audrey can be found vlogging her life away as "alwayslonely" on The Promised Land [1].
Audrey's most notable accomplishment at The Promised Land occurred on the day she temporarily subscribed her way into heaven when subscribed to Yahweh. Shortly after subscribing, she decided that hell was the place for her, so she unsubscribed from and blocked Yahweh. Satan's graphics look cool compared to God's graphics. Satan was pleased, so her video titled "alwayslonely I LOVE LIVEVIDEO" was featured.
She has recently confessed to being a dyke and that she is completely off the cock, which might explain a lot of her keeerrraaaaaazyy! Many speculate she is past the point of protein resuscitation. Another theory is that God realized he had made a mistake in creating her and tried to choke her to death with her own umbilical cord when she was in the womb, which is totally lulzy. Unfortunately, he then realized she'd be up in heaven with him for all eternity, so he had to let her live. However, being without oxygen for 3 months caused her to become as CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY as she is.
- Audrey Noland being serious and crying like a baby - From AudreyNoland - 9 Jan 2007
Other than being crazy, AudreyNoland VIP is an true American Hero.
How to be Funny, The AudreyNoland Way
One of the typical aspects of video blogging which AudreyNoland seem to have perfectly mastered is to be funny without having a sense of humor.
How to attain this level of funny:
- Get drunk before recording. You know how boring you actually are, but it is a scientific fact that alcohol abuse makes you automatically funny.