Nightwing

Nightwing is a serious business man who has majority shareholder control of 420chan Inc. He believes that by harnessing the power of over 9000 stoners and tards he can turn 420 into as big a financial success as 4chan, lulz. Among the small flaws in his plan is the fact that he has yet to master the art of sucking cock for profit and the ever important preparation of soup.

History

Nightywinks, what Nightwing would look like if not for his fugliness

Nightwing grew up as a run-of-the-mill Jew and went to Picking Up Dropped Pennies School until he became a licenced owner of his share of the media. He is no longer proud of his heritage after losing his Jew gold in a fight with Taliban insurgents in Toronto. Speaking of the Land of Bagged Milk, Nightwing has never known the sweet taste of American style freedom as he is no longer allowed to cross teh border anymore for reasons unknown.

Current Affairs

Nightwing is a strict racist who hunts down any black person who dare enter 420chan webspace. This is mostly to distract others from noticing his own shit-high levels of faggotry and furriness. His ego is fueled primarily by the fact that Kirt is his bitch and owes him an fuckton money. He is now an admin to 420 and will likely try to get something in return for his investment. He can often be found on 420's IRC getting into bizzare dabates on the inner workings of geese anuses. He is currently (and quite rightly) referred to as 'The Jew' by moot.

See Also

• 420chan
• Jew
• Drugs

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