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Mutsuo Toi was the pre-WW2 predecessor of Elliot Rodger, who after being rejected by all the girls due to his advanced tuberculosis, decided that enough was enough and decided to attempt a massacre in the ultimate Japanese fashion! Armed with a katana and a shotgun, this handsome 21 year old stud went on to the make the world proud by using an actual Katana for some of his numerous kills; like a motherfucking ninja, bitch! His use of the shotgun is typical of an authentic Samurai as well. You don't think this guy is a ninja? Well you are just wrong, man. Even that frikkin' ninja dude from Metal Gear Solid is nothing compared to Mutsuo and you know it. At the time the massacre took place, his was the best in history. This extreme act of pwnage was only recently usurped by the psychos Anders Breivik (77 kills), and Cho Seung Hui (32 kills)

(( Mutsuo Toi ))
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