Kligzward

STEP THE FUCK OFF! Kligzward looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.

Notice the failure attempt of looking like he doesnt care. See the spurt of drool about to burst from the left side of the mouth?

Kligzward will use this card. All. The fucking. Time

A game he plays before choosing his prey. Classy no?

Kligzfuck displaying his smart-ass prowess.

Cuntbleeders and horsefuckers of all ages, welcome to your most powerful orgasm yet.

Behold, the prototype of the ultimate fail, Kligzward.

A lot can be said by this waste of a pile of overdeveloped cumshot. But to summarize,

-He LOVES the smell of fecal matter.

-Likes to draw those fat fucks you find at bars. Sniff this white stuff, child! It's the only way to see them at your local bar!

-Pedophile.

-And worst of all, he does not possess a brain in his head, which is full of George Lucas' shit. Mesa sniff feces!

You'll most likely see him drawing terrible MS Paint submissions, making shitty Yu-Gi-Oh cards, spamming other users pages that they shouldn't be cursing, or bitching constantly that he has no one to talk to. Probably because he gives off serial killer vibes.

Art

This is supposed to be a chipmunk mind you.

Its so hard to spot the difference! And yes, that is Star Wars on the left...

This will never happen to him. Ever.

Are those tumors on his arm? What the fuck?

Dat ass.

yes, this is a Super sith to him. And yes! Lightsabers are growing out of his arms....fuck my life.

These are what we dub as "Quasis". The Quasis are half-formed, just like Kligzfuck himself. He spends a grand total of 15 seconds spasming his computer mouse in Microshit Paint then hastily using the paint bucket tool with the default colors. Each one looks the same to me, but I think that's because of the fact that I'm motherfucking vomiting Niagra Falls over here as I type this fucking shit.

These are the types of Quasis that he brings to life;

-His shit-gorging fursona.

-Fat as all hell "women" who 50% of the time are shaped like Laserdiscs.

-Fucking horrible Dragon Ball Z characters.

-Fucking horrible Star Wars OCs.

-Combining both Star Wars and DBZ.

A common trait to any of his shit uploaded, no matter what the situation, it will always, ALWAYS involve a creepy ass shot of either a chipmunk, or some girl. Dont believe me? Go to his DA.[1]

Personal Life

Aside from creating Quasis, Kligzfuck has other personal hobbies, such as showing you what Lola Bunny looks like if she gorged down on too much of your wedding cake, hitting on 12 year olds, and best of all, begging you to praise George Lucas like the awesome God being he is! Don't say anything bad about George or omggg kawaii desu!!!!!111111##

He also does the unthinkable, and combines Star Wars, with Dragonball Z, and not in a good way mind you. Be warned, going to his account and looking at these images may give you autism.

He also wants to be a film director and wants to create a Quasi-film called "No more Horror". I'm not fucking kidding, see for yourself. [2]

He also has a fetish for using apostrophe's i'n th'e wron'g word's and wrong place's.

More to be added later