Honest Abe

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Honest Abe aka Caylen Matthew Burroughs is a convicted pedophile Mens Rights ACtivist and moderator of the something awful forums.[2]

Abe is a certified nice guy that will do anything to be perceived as worthy of sex with women even if it means selling his soul to fellow pedophile mod aartek for tips on the ladies at a star trek convention. [[3]]

People Hold Gaylen in high Opinion:

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I'm holding out for Abe to have a Wilkins-esque meltdown. He's obviously a massively insecure little faggot, showing in the pathetic need he has for GBS to validate his existence.

GBS, for fuck's sake.

GBS.

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It's awesome because for a moment there I was concerned that SA had actually turned a corner and was going to make a comeback but then Abe and friends managed to ruin it within 2 weeks. It just goes to show that any of that "It's Facebooks popularity that did SA in!!!" bullshit (this is no joke what they post in the mod forum ask hondarider) is completely bogus and is 100% the admins who can't let a good thing just happen without making it all about them.

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ive been reading Abe's faggotry all over GBS 2.1 and I'm seriously this close of just burning my account by just going to town on his faggot ass

he might seriously be worse than momza, she's mostly destroying the forums by letting unfunny shit happen, he's actively doing his best to make it all about him and stifle anything that he doesn't find worthy

Caylen Matthew Burroughs is best friends with other convicted child molester something awful mod aatrek

Aatrek (Aaron Patrick Nadler) was a member of SA since 2004 until his ass was permabanned on 21 October 2013 and a moderator the last five years of his SA tenure. He was an obsessive Trekkie that no one could stand because he dominated every Star Trek related discussion whoring for attention and drowning out opinions he didn't like using his mod powers as a club to beat the spergs who refused to see things his way into submission. But that just sounds like your average SA mod, right? Thing is, Aatrek told no one HE'S A CONVICTED PEDOPHILE! That's right, the forum that shit all over Reddit for pedophiles had an actual pedophile on their staff.....FOR FIVE YEARS STRAIGHT! To be specific, while Aatrek was a teenager, he took advantage of a babysitting job to repeatedly rape an 8 year old girl, and as soon as Lowtax and the SA mods found out about Aatrek's past courtesy of the SASSers at Something Sensitive, they threw his ass out the door. For all the gory details, dox, and more, check out this thread: http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=1398.0