Diarist

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Look at me! I'm Emo

Diarist (Don't call him anything else or you'll light the naturally short fuse of his temper) is an artist who frequents DeviantArt and Furaffinity. A pompous little windbag who thinks he is the best thing ever to grace this planet. When he isn't drawing Fanart to fill his Furaffinity/Deviant page. He is off playing the game on which he based his entire internet persona around... pokemon. He dicks around all day on the internet pretending his life and everything he does is important while hiding in the closet about being into Vore. He hides from his family because he is so scared mommy dearest is gonna hate him because he likes looking at pictures of people eating each other. To top off this list he rages ( as stated before) at anyone who lights his fuse, often going off and verbally assaulting them and then trying to make himself look like the victim to obtain sympathy.

This is most famously noted in the major fight he had with his self proclaimed best friend Theo the fox. [1] After donating some money to his friend who needed it for an issue he was having he began really acting rather spoiled. Thinking he deserved attention and gifts from Theo despite having won an auction for a high detailed Pin-up with the money (Of vore), even getting a free follow-up picture from Theo as a gift for his 'friend' having donated the money he needed that was easily worth more than what he gave. But no mr. glutton felt he deserved more. SO when Theo didn't give him a gift he look off the handle and showed the world just how much of a idiot this guy.

Origins of an Idiot

Yes this is SUCH an original character

This mistake of a pokemon fanatic first appeared on Deviant Art back in 2008. Although the world didn't know it at the time, we would son come to learn that he was he was one of the most ridiculous people out there. Thinking himself great because he can draw on a electronic tablet. He started with pokemon of course, which is what makes up 99.9% of his gallery on both websites mentioned beforehand. On Deviant art he gathered a few hundred watchers who liked his use of a popular series to make characters that he thinks are original, but are really just a shitty attempt to live a fantasy life because his life offline is apparently so god awful. And while he doesn't draw any vore ( that we know of) and post it on his page for fear of his family knowing he likes being eaten by monsters, his favorites is full of it. Page after page his favorites are filled with vore or are filed with his sick obsession for pokemon.

Is it any wonder he is so fucked up in the head? He is obsessed with a game and television series that was made specifically for children.

With his pathetic attempt at feigning some actual sanity he has managed to gather a group of followers who are following his words blindly. Agreeing with what he says and lashing out at anyone he hates. Such loyalty from people who don't even know the depths of how much of a crazy he really is.

The Bastard within

Anyone who doesn't agree with this jerk inside his little clique of followers is instantly a pariah. They attack you verbally. Calling you names, spreading rumors and lies about you and all around just being a group of Grade A Assholes. Anyone whom he even thinks is disagreeing with him he immediately attacks. and Sometimes if someone asks what he deems is a stupid question he will blow a fucking gasket and cuss them out. And if you want to try and sympathize with him? Better get ready for a shitstorm of profanity that will fly out of his mouth towards you.

So anyone who tries to help him he gives them an earful about how stupid they are and then tries to act like the person was causing him grief in order to incite his followers to go after them, discrediting them on the internet and turn anyone who will listen against that person. This is what happens when you jerk off to the images of a pokemon opening it's mouth or swallowing a living animal.

If it wasn't for the fact he is so deathly afraid of what his family will say I am certain his page would be filed to the brim with pokeporn and more vore then you could shake a stick at. I guess we should be thankful he is a paranoid brat too afraid of his own shadow offline to ever really become a menace to society.

It's all downhill from here

SO You want to know hat caused such a 'strong' friendship with his so called best friend to weaken and snap? Well apparently his friend posted a picture of vore on his facebook. What's wrong with that you say? Well when you're some little shit hiding under the cover of darkness and jerking off in secret to his love of vore and all things Pokemon. But if you dredge those things up into the daylight he turns into a snarling beast of pure butthurt. He went off on a flying tangent cussing and screaming at Theo, saying that he ruined his life.

I guess That Diarist has never heard of the feature on facebook where you can HIDE an image you don't want to look at or have others see on your page. But then being the incredibly paranoid as fuck lunatic as he is, he just had to explode all over Furaffinity about how stupid his friend is and how much he has ruined their trust and friendship.

P.S Less than a week later they became 'friends' again although you could already tell that shit was just piling up beneath the surface and He was just waiting for Theo to trip up again just so he could go off on another tirade and name and shame him in as many places as he possibly could. Bravo sir asshat bravo.

Little Fucktard

Look at how big of a dick I am

So after his little fight and 'makeup' with Theo he decides that on his birthday he deserves some sort of monetary present or some artistic gift for being SUCH a good friend. But..*gasp* what's this? Theo didn't get him anything! He waited and waited slowly letting the thought of not getting something he didn't deserve build and build until he blow up. calling him out on Skype and having an argument. Screaming and yelling at him, telling him he is 'white knighting' himself ( seriously what the fuck is that?), and generally being a great big fucking bastard.

So after 'fighting'.. well I say fighting, but it was more of a one sided screaming match while Theo simply got ready to kick Diarist's sorry ungrateful ass out the door. It all ended from there, but then he has ever remained the predictable asshole.

See Here for the full conversation->[2]

Links

diarist His base of operations where he and his followers fap to pokemon vore and the idea of pokemon themselves

futurediarist Where this nightmare began

weasyl-> https://www.weasyl.com/~diarist (diarist) wow not very creative in names is he?

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