BLACKB0ND

BEFORE YOU USE THIS ARTICLE AGAINST BLACKB0ND, DON'T, HE WILL CRY LIKE A BITCH AND THEN BLOCK YOU OR MAKE SOME PATHETIC COMEBACK

BLACKB0ND is a internet half nigger who spends his spare time making bait videos for youtube money. What makes him so fascinating is despite calling himself a Nintendo fan, he relentlessly makes videos that hate on the company and trolls anyone who is a fan. Why? To appeal to the Sony Ponies and Xbots who are stupid enough to realise that he doesn't give a shit about his subscribers.

BLACKB0ND's videos do have a purpose, he tells you why his opinion is always right and claims to 'speak the truth'. His vocabulary consists of clown, social reject, exposed, damage control and cocksucker (a word in which he uses a lot mind you).

Facts about BLACKB0ND

• He once worked at KFC but was fired because of found footage of him whipping his dick inside one of the chicken wings.
• He blamed the Broncos loss at SuperBowl on Pokemon
• His favourite game is The Witcher 2
• He lost his front teeth because he sold them so he could pay his rent, so he travelled to Canada so he could take a Beavers pair instead.
• He works as a primary school teacher, which is ironic considering his grammatical ability.
• Doctre81, a Nintendo fanboy, is chained to his basement.
• He is always right no matter what facts you bring up against him.