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Featured Article - BLACKB0ND

BLACKB0ND or Ryan Galiber is an internet half-nigger who spends his spare time making bait videos for YouTube jewgolds. He is surprisingly wealthy, with the caveat that he obtained said money through welfare and his former KFC career (in which he was speedily dismissed after eating all the chicken wings he came across).

BLACKB0ND's videos do have a purpose, however; he elaborates upon why his opinion is always valid and claims to "speak the truth". His vocabulary would appear to be limited as demonstrated by the repeated use of the terms "clown", "social reject", "exposed", "damage control" and "cocksucker", the last being one which he utilizes to excess, due to an enormous amount of projection.

(( BLACKB0ND ))