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Marcus Potter
 "Do I make you horny baby?" | |
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| Kiko4564 | |
| Real Name | Marcus David Potter |
| YouTube | Template:Ytc |
Kiko4564 (Powerword: Marcus David Potter) is an autistic, self-proclaimed "Internet Hero" riddled with crohn's disease, who wanted to become the next admin of Encyclopaedia Dramatica, a very noble goal. When told the secret cheat code to unlock godmode on ED, Potter eagerly obliged and sent pictures of his naked body, front and back, believing it would make him an EDitor at least. Instead, his nudes were spread across Discord and the wiki, and Potter decided he would try and threaten those who were spreading his pictures with legal action. As he slowly gave away more details about himself, ED's finest were quickly able to discover who Kiko4564 was.
Before he decided to send his personal goatse online, Marcus spent time in jail after going to a police station and telling the pigs to go fuck themselves. Coupled with his previous offences, Marcus had articles written about him by local newspapers, who revealed he had an autism diagnosis from age 3, as well as a problem with his bowels. Marcus believes himself to be a charming rogue, a bad boy with a carefree attitude; along with his jail sentence Marcus is incredibly proud of his global ban from Wikimedia, a ban rarely given to even the worst users. It's this ban that has convinced Marcus he's destined for something greater, Encyclopaedia Dramatica. You can probably understand why he's so upset, as no one wants him on the wiki, and his contributions have all been deleted before he even got a chance to improve them. Sure, all his pages were stubs and their contents were entirely stolen from Wikipedia, but give him a chance.
Arrest
In 2015, Marcus gained an obsession with police officers and started recording them whenever he saw one in public. He would then upload these videos to his YouTube channel and this quickly got him into trouble, as the officers became seriously unnerved when they realised this psycho had been following them and recording their backsides for quite some time. Soon, Marcus would start getting arrested mid-filming, and even appeared in court as the police tried to deal with their new stalker. With a serious case of Ass Burgers, a depression diagnosis, and his poo problem, the courts were lenient with their punishments, but made sure to warn Marcus that his videos were dangerous, and if he continued recording them, their would be serious consequences down the road. After serving a little time in jail and getting off on bail, Marcus's parent's hoped he had start to learn his lesson.
In 2018, Marcus was forced by his parents to get off his lazy ass and get a job. Now 20 years old, they felt it time he finally contribute to society, and so they instructed him to visit the local work centre. However as he made his way to the centre, Marcus couldn't help but stand outside his local police station and start making a fool of himself, sticking his middle finger up to the building and the passers-by. The next day, Marcus was arrested as his antics in front of the police station had breached his bail conditions. A petition was started to release him early but it's likely the creep had to serve his full sentence.
Becoming an Admin
Marcus joined the ED discord, expecting to make a name for himself, meet like-minded people, and finally gain a prominent role on some kind of wiki. After receiving an account on the wiki, Marcus immediately requested he be made a sysop and one admin decided to help Marcus by telling him the secret test that every admin must pass to receive their power; sending their nudes in DMs. Marcus thought this sounded reasonable enough, and not even a minute later had done just that. After being asked to include an extra picture of his ass including a timestamp to prove legitimacy, Marcus complied and then demanded his admin perms. He was distraught when he discovered he had not been promoted, and his nudes were all over his brand new userpage. Upset and distraught, Marcus became increasing infuriated and upset as people slowly started suggesting all kinds of solutions to his problem, from posting more nudes, to talking to "Jacob Stellmach".
Most rational people in this situation, would have probably just have left, deleted their account, and moved on. Marcus was feeling confident that he could stop this all in it's tracks. He started threatening legal consequences if his pictures weren't removed from the wiki. In response, the official Encyclopedia Dramatica Consent Withdrawal Policy was sent to him, a policy that had mysteriously appeared seconds after his threat of legal action. After realising UK law does not apply to an American website, and that the CWP was of no help, Marcus continued making pathetic threats in the hopes of scaring people into deleting his nudes. In-between his baseless legal threats, some users were slowly squeezing more information out of Marcus, and eventually gathered enough details to dox him.
YouTube Career
His YouTube channel is goldmine of embarrassing and awkward videos. Here's just a few of our favourites.
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