Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 7, 2024

Venezuela

Venezuela is a depressing Soviet outpost in South America ruled by the mentally handicapped, Socialist dictator Nicolás Maduro^✡. Spain and Colombia used to own the land deed, but they sold everything to Fidel Castro in a controversial trade of an equal amount of Venezuelan oil and honnies to Cuba's world-renowned cigars and moronic gubernatorial ideas. (Remember what happened to El Che?)

Ethnicity

The Interim President is a brown nigger like the Majority of Venezuelans

Venezuela, like most of the third world hispanic countries, is populated by a diverse mixture of spics, niggers, thieves, injuns, mexicans, communists, trannies, bandits, wops, sandniggers, some rich corrupt narcos who rule the country in collaboration with Maduro, and also chinks for some reason. The country is known for having some of the most ignorant assholes on Earth (they voted for gorilla as the president) and for being one of the world's largest IRL deathmatch grounds. At least 75% of venezuelans are malnourished and under extreme poverty.

A sleek, blonder minority makes up 100% of Miss Venezuelas.

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