Kill la Kill

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	“	How does it feel? The pleasure of being enveloped by Junketsu.	„
	—Fuckin' Japs making everything all weird

Kill la Kill (キルラキル Kiru ra Kiru) is an edgy Magical Girl Animu made by Trigger, who has a blood fetish. It's basically Evangelion and Dragon Ball Z combined. The plot is a prequel to Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, related to FLCL, complete with Goku uniforms. It was hailed by /a/ as the saviour of animu, but it turned out to be nothing special.

Plot

Nothing to see here.Like every other anime made after 2005, Kill la Kill is composed of fanservice,panty shots and moar fanservice.

Life Fibers

Life Fibers are the main plot device for this action/ecchi work of art. They are essentially ancient fabric parasites that 'chose' humans for having the best nervous system at the time when they invaded, advancing our evolution to the point of dominating the planet (a strange side-effect of being the host of a PARASITE). Unfortunately people like John Langdon Down and Hans Asperger discovered that these Life Fibers didn't leech off of all the humans.

The only people with any clue of these fibers are the Kiryuin clan, Isshin Matoi, Nudist Beach, and Ryuko Matoi.

Life Fibers are critical in making these originally named Goku Uniforms; these Goku Uniforms have 5 known forms:

1-Star - Uniforms of 10% Life Fibers, all who wear them become Life Fiber Nazis who all look like standard mooks despite the fact they're supposed to be fucking students.

2-Star - Uniforms of 20% Life Fibers, all who wear them become Alfluenzic smug retards who secretly want Ryuko and Nui to Scissor.

3-Star - Uniforms of 30% Life Fibers, only worn by the Elite Four.

5-Star - Uniforms of 50% Life Fibers, you will lose ALL CONTROL AND DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!

10-Star (Kamui) - Sailor Moon suit consisting of 100% Life Fibers, for some reason they talk to only you and don't make you FUCK SHIT UP! They 'awaken' when they drink your blood and turn into slutty armour and you into a sex icon; they only truly work when you want your boobs and ass to be the first parts of your body that people see.

10-Star (COVERS) - Beings born from the Original Life Fiber that instead wear humans.

Characters

	“	...especially with Mako being the worst thing to happen to comic relief characters since Jar Jar Binx.	„
	—Gigguk

Ryuuko Matoi-Kiryuuin - 17 year-old girl and strong independent womyn. Shows up at the Academy,challenges Satsuki to a fight almost immediately and somehow winds up as a student.Animu logic at its finest.

Senketsu - A living and breathing Evangelion sailor uniform Ryuko finds beneath her house. It grants her temporary power until she passes out. Is actually an alien made by Ryuuko's dad, Isshin, to fight against REVOCS.

Junketsu - Another Sailor Moon suit that NEVER speaks. EVER. Riders of the Kill La Kill Hype Train have speculated that he is a demon pervert. It was supposed to be Satsuki's wedding dress that would enslave her to clothing but instead it was her fanservice battle dress that enslaved Ryuko to clothing while keeping her in a perpetual orgasm.

Mako Mankanshoku - Ryuko's only friend. Her power is to put a stop to any fight by smoking crack.

Satsuki Kiryuuin - the main antagonist, 18 year old and president of the student council at Honnouji Academy. Has bigass eyebrows, a manface, but also a GOD ASS. She's actually Ryuuko's sister.

Ira Gamagori (or rather, Homogori) - He is visibly angry 99% of the time and yells a lot. Original as fuck.

Uzu Sanageyama - the guy who voluntarily blinded himself after losing a fight to Ryuuko, which made him super fast and sensitive. Again, no archetypes in this series. None at all.

Hooka Inumuta - Leader of the school's information and strategy committee who used to be a 1337 h4x0rr who finished Computer Science III cum laude and fucked with stocks for teh lulz until the REVOCS Party Van paid a visit. Now spends his days trying to analyze data with his Gameboy emulator.

Nonon Jakuzure - A petit kawaii loli with disgusting grumpy voice that resembles the sound produced by ungreased door hinges (needless to say, her appearence makes basement dwellers cream themselves). She is a childhood friend of Satsuke.

Aikurou Mikisugi - Honnouji Academy's only teacher, is a smelly shaggy sleazebag doing jobs for slave wages so he can pay rent and precious anime figurines who also observes Ryuko's progress and was the one who led her to Senketsu. Every time when Ryuuko gets her ass beaten, she wakes up naked in his basement with cum in her ass. He's actually a FABULOUS nudist army leader. His crotch and nipples emanate purple light, as if he wasn't FABULOUS enough.

Ragyou Kiryuuin - Satsuki's mom, part Life Fiber, and also the head honcho of REVOCS, the company that produced the clothing you are wearing right now and whose employees are fabric fetishists. She's an incestuous lesbian psychopath.