User:IPwn12345677654321/Halo: Reach

Piece of absolute shit

Halo Reach (AKA Gaylo Reach,Halo Peach,THE RAPE-ABLE SMALL CHILD GAME), the absolute piece of shit! This game takes no skill at all. All the players think that they are cool for playing a so called spartan (AKA 5 year old LEGO toy)

Gay ass game modes

Campaign

The only reason why you would play this is because you're that No Life KingFlaming on Xbox Live who plays 24/7 in his moms basement. Oh wait! He has 2 dads...
Anyway in the campaign you play as this tryhard named Noble 6. YOU play as him through this made-in-5-seconds, $0.99 worth, made in mexico, piece of shit campaign. This piece of shit is like trying to eat grass mixed in with toilet crust when running with a rash. It's that bad. The missions are easy even on legendary, solo. I can't believe this even went on the shelves. SPOILER Everyone dies because they're too retarded from watching gay porn all day.

Multiplayer

Srsly take this guide and you will win

1. Put on Recon UA/HUL[3]
2. Pick the class with armor lock
3. FUCKING RUSH FOR THE SHOTGUN
4. (99.99% it will be sword base) CAMP IN THE FUCKING LIFT EXIT
5. Have a butt-buddy behind you
6. Become a squeaker
7. THERE YOU HAZ NO LIFE!!!! You probably dont haz no friends anyway...
8. If someone kills you, just yell out hacker because obviously you got raped.
9. ???
10. PROFIT!!!

See Also

• Call of Duty: Black Ops