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User:Iwillgiveyouaids777/Poway Shooting
On April 27th 2019, another autistic anon(John Earnest) from 8chan /pol/ (which is now dead and never coming back 8kun is some gay FBI knockoff ) , decided to do an IRL trolling of the Jewzh. Armed only with a semi-automatic rifle a musically gifted 19 year old walked into a synagogue and fired 10 shots before his clip jammed. Maybe he should have had a backup weapon like in Halo, but his inventory space was maxed out due to him looking like he was half wood elf. He hit the rabbi (later charged with fraud) right in the hand and killed some jewish cunt. (anne franks mom, oh wait that was fake cuz ballpoint pens werent even invented at the time of the supposed writing of that diary) .
The jewz did not burst into gold coins or israeli shekels when being hit with the bullets and were quite mad at the IRL trolling. One member of the synagogue , who last name is Hispanic and who was probaly the only Jew that didn’t have asthma in the whole fucking place chased after John Earnest and shot his car out. Realizing that his IRL trolling had failed John Earnest drove 2 miles away and called the Police on himself and was taken into custody. The FBI (which is run, owned and operated by the Jewish Mafia/ADL) was very upset and John Earnest was sent to prison for the rest of his life, facing the death penalty and massive butthurt, at the young age of 19 cuz of /pol/ and shit.
Impressing your internet friends is important but if you are considering mass murder and/or a killing spree and your only 19 years old, take a few years to chill and train or whatever and then go do your thing. John Earnest also lit a mosque on fire and his manifesto (which was posted to /8chan/pol/ right before the shooting had some good takes and told people to make flamethrowers. Wikipedia is gay as all fuck, and said the White Genocide (((conspiracy))) theory (we can all see it is true) was a motivating factor in the shooting. His manifesto was pretty good, said to all the anons to make flamethrowers, he truly fought on all fronts for the lulz. Due to Covid John Earnest was arraigned but not yet tried and sentence for his attempted lulzfest in 2019.