Nicole Arbour

Nicole Arbour was an unknown and really unfunny stand-up comedian, who decided to have a shitty YouTube channel, where she would put on her embarrassingly bad comedy skits, for nobody to see, as nobody gave a fuck about her. It wasn't until she started spreading her legs for YouTube-famous Matthew Santoro, that she finally got more than a few hits on her channel. After they broke up, because she is a crazy deluded bitch, she wanted some more of that delicious attention.

Dear Fat People

In a video where she correctly pointed out that fat people are fucking fat, only this blond vacant bitch could only resort to 5th grade jokes to insult van-sized people. Somehow this lame unfunny piece of shit video gained all the attention, because fat people got really sad and started crying nutella, so skinny fucks had to keyboard warrior it up, as fatties would not be able to hit just one key. The video was quickly deemed really offensive or some shit, because it made fun of a marginalized group, that is actually 83% of Earth's total population weight. So because telling fat people that they are indeed fat is offensive, the video quickly gained a lot of attention.

The Original

Nice tits, you fucking slut

When her YouTube career inevitably crashes and burns, Nicole can always go back to showing her tits. Yes, this whore has publicly shown her tits. So at least she has that.

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Lying about a car accident

Nicole once said that she was in a car accident in 2008, that made her into a cripple. If she told anyone that she her got brain smashed in, everyone would believe it, but no, bitch claimed she got made invalid, and couldn't walk for fucking years. But much like all of Nicole's life, it was a complete lie. The car accident was literally just paint-scratching, so she was fucking fine. She had no issue in walking on video just a few months later, and running a year later. To top it all of, the whore claims this accident still affects to this day, because sometimes she wakes up and her hand has formed a claw, and is unresponsive.