Carl Fiadino

"Go fuck your mother!" - The man, the myth, the douchebag.

Carl Fiadino is a fat, racist. misogynistic psychopath from Long Island. Carl first made a name for himself on Usenet, and later at Harmony Central for being a total prick who managed to get himself banned everywhere he went.

Typical Carl Forum Experience

Carl is known to follow a rather predictable pattern online:

1. Register for guitar-related forum.
2. Begin discussing $2000 trophy amp he recently purchased.
3. Within 2 weeks sell said amp and complain how much it sucks.
4. Call someone who disagrees with him an asshole.
5. Threaten person who disagrees with him.
6. Gets banned.

He'll then beg the forum's admin to give him another chance. The admin will most often tell him no, at which point Carl will threaten him. When that fails, he will then try everything in his power to get back into the place. After that he'll lay low for awhile before repeating the whole process again.