Lisztnut

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Lisztnut (also known as Fag and possibly Devin Farney) is a Jewtube troll and Fag. He is currently residing on the comment board of a Youtube video about Miss California and the question about gay marriage asked by faggot Perez Hilton. He claims to have been posting comments on this video for almost a year. He also goes by the alias sporto14. If you go to the video [1] and leave any comment even remotely anti-gay, lisztnut will instantly respond with an insult. He says he lives in San Francisco, has a doctorates degree in shit nobody cares about, and is happily married to another gay man.

Beliefs

Lisztnut believes that homosexual men are the most superior form of life on this planet. He will use this as a comeback to any anti-gay remarks. In his eyes, gays have larger brains, larger penises, and make more money than straight men.

If you are black, and you tell him or its on your profile, he will immediately start calling you a nigger and make fun of your race. Although this is perfectly acceptable, the fact that it is coming from a fag is not. Fags are on the bottom of the totem pole and thus should not be allowed to speak bad about anyone.

He has the worst case of unwarranted self importance ever displayed IRL or on the internets. He must be trolled and trolled hard.

Quotes

"Actually, there is a Swedish brain study which shows conclusively that gays have LARGER brains. But, you knew that right? Gay men outperform straight men at a whole battery of cognitive and verbal skills! Oops! Sounds like straights are the ones with the small brains. That's why you idiots sit around talking about babes, beer and basketball! Google this: What the Gay Brain Looks Like, Alice Park, time com, June 17, 2008 You'll find out that your brain is SMALLER than mine"

" in addition to that, gays represent about five percent of the population, and yet we outperform straights at nearly every aspect of life:

1 Great artists: Michaelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci (two of the GREATEST artists of ALL time)

2 Great musicians: Leonard Bernstein, Tchaikovsky, Ravel

3 Great leaders: Alexander the Great

4 Great thinkers: Socrates

5 Great scientists: Sir Isaac Newton, Alfred Nobel

Got anything to say now, nigger?"

"Nope, I am WELL known around the world. My recordings have played on classical radio stations in Europe, Asia, North America and South America. Have yours?"

"you must also understand that you have come into the MIDDLE of a year long conversation that has gone on between the same people. There are about eight of us in here who have been here regularly for many months now. You are not privy to our entire conversation, are you? Therefore, you do what the bible folks do. You go in and pick out a comment or two, and JUDGE everything and everyone based on those comments. If you have time, it reads like a novel, start at page ONE!"

posts from 4 months ago, sad proof of lisztnut's failed extended stay on this faggotry filled comment board. This bastard is obviously picking internet fights with everyone and anyone who is game. He is the reason youtube needs a one comment per person per view system.

How to troll back

Just calling him a fag won't cut it with this douche. Tell him that fags are not human. The reason for this is that fags do not reproduce like humans, they split in half. Also tell him that fags are not even vertebrates, this is due to their lack of a backbone since every single one of them is a pussy.

He claims to work out 3 times a week, and he can kick any of your asses because fags are stronger than straights.

He claims to be married, but since he lives in California, this "marriage" is 100% illegal, and he should be arrested and jailed just for thinking it. Shove Proposition 8 down his throat, it is the law that made same sex marriage illegal in California.

He likes to list famous faggots in a very sad attempt to prove how smart fags were in the past. He also likes to list known heterosexual serial killers to show that fags are not dangerous people. Obviously, this and anything he types is complete and utter bullshit. Just respond with the list of homosexual serial killers below:

Jeffery Dahmer, Andrew Cunanan, Gilles de Reis, Luis Alfredo Garavito, Randy Steven Kraft, Michael Swango, Andrei Chilctilo, Fritz Haarmann, John Wayne Gacy, Patrick Wayne Kearney, David D. Hill, Hans Grans, Wayne Williams, Dean Corll, Elmer Wayne Henley, David Owen Brooks, Donald Harvey, Juan Corona, Adolfo Jesus Constanzo, Larry Eyler, Huang Yong, Dennis Nilsen, Marcelo Costa de Andrade, William Bonin, Henry Lee Lucas, Ottis Toole, Vaughn Greenwood, Richard Speck, Cayetano Hernandez, Eleazor Solis, David Bullock, Vernon Butts, Paul Bateson, Marc Dutroux, Michael Terry, Orville Lynn Majors, Charles Cohen, Aurther Gary Bishop, Michael Lupo, Peter Moore, Westley Allan Dodd, David P. Brown (AKA Nathanial Bar-Jonah), Charles Manson, David Edward Maust, Bruce Davis, Erik Menendez (his brother, Lyle, wasn't a fag).

This is just a partial list, there are tons of faggots free on the streets raping and killing young boys. They need to be rounded up and killed with fire.

Also, try to figure out his real identity, he loves that. Then, straight trolls will be able to contact him by phone.

Dox

So far all that lisztnut will reveal about himself is that he is a piano playing faggot who is happily married in San Francisco, CA. There is a user named lisztnut on Twitter, but the fag denies it his him, even though they are both piano players from the bay area.

There is a Jew named Devin Farney who advertises his personal piano lessons under the Union Music Co. of San Francisco. As soon as someone mentioned the name Devin Farney, lisztnut immediately threatened to get a restraining order. Add e-lawyer to his resume. Lisztnut killed himself after seeing this page.

External Links

• Miss California PWNing Perez Hilton
• The faggot's profile on Youtube
• Prop. 8
• A [partial list of fags who were serial killers]

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