Nell

About Her

It puts the lotion on its skin

From Glasgow, the sexual predator known as Nell wears a pink wig and listens to bad 90's rave music. It has been suggested that he is a LazyTown fan who is taking it too far, however those living in the UK are aware that he is simply scottish, and therefore his actions cease to be relatively unusual. He can currently be found at his dirty camwhore resting place here, playing with his breasts and ejaculating into ashtrays.

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Not even the most hardened voyeur wants to see this shit.

He is generally not notable, however he made internet history on the 30th of December 2007, by pissing in a bucket for /b/.

Nobody asked him to.

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He is obviously kept stimulated in his lovely home environment, seen in the background here.

Vital Statisticss

NAME: Nell
AGE: 37
GENDER: Male
HEIGHT: 5'8" (173cm)
LOCATION: Glasgow, United Kingdom
LANGUAGE: English
MARITAL STATUS: Single
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Megasexual
OCCUPATION: Anus Plumber
SMOKE: No
DRINK: Bailey's
RECREATIONAL DRUGS: No
EYE COLOR: Blue
MSN: [email protected]

He finally leaves his basement apartment and gets some sun

Oh Lawd I Can't Describe About missing Pics

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  Live fast bitch
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  oh wow
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  He fukken loves hats
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  This is considered stylish in Glasgow

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  Nell tugs on his purulent nipples
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  sum sweet moves.
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  Ah, shamelessness.
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  Nell is hungry for some Nell-on-Nell lovin'
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  Delightful.
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  You will remember this every time you see a woman.
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  He has a gold tooth, too? I don't know what to say.
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  Beer gut... Or pregnancy? Only time will tell.
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  Nell confesses his love for the keyboard, and they make passionate sex.
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  No amount of alcohol can explain this man.
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  Poor guy. No wonder he drinks and is a giant faggot.
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  ...!
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  SakuraChan 4thewin
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  Nice profile bitch
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  Epic Wank
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  anon goated him on, and regretted it...kinda..
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  It cannot be unseen
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  Coke snort fap
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  Sock on a tiny cawk

See Also

• Camwhore
• Faggot
• Rave
• Webcam

External Links

• His webcamwhoring profile.

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