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Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier
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Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier were two young ladies from the good ol' U S of A who tried killing their friend, Payton "Bella" Leutner, to get a High Score in the hopes it would appease a mediocre creepypasta character named Slenderman. Though they stabbed Bella 19 times (in an action Morgan described as "stabby stab stab stab"), their plan ultimately failed when a cyclist founded Bella's body in the woods in Waukesha, Wisconsin and called 911. Morgan and Anissa surrendered to the police and are currently in court awaiting trial for having shit taste in scary stories.
The Plan
- Duct tape Bella's mouth. This would do two things: be a nightmare to get off, and prove that duct tape is the solution to everything.
- Stab her neck. Not specifying where they were going to stab results in utmost confusion; causing the heir of Nihilism to appear. A weird beast: the heir of Nihilism is the deity of the Library of Babel; a story in the Broble which all of the people's communication skills get messed up: resulting in the life and the internet. When the Nihilist deity comes, they will cause all of the languages to become fucked up again so that no court case can take place. In the case of the jury being a "No Debt Casefender" which can repel the heir of Nihilism: it will just give up.
- Run and find "Slenderman's mansion". Slenderman was grouchy because he hasn't been outside for a whole two days. He'd spent his time on his mansion, Instagraming his food.
- ????
- PROFIT!
The Stabbing
It probably hurt alot. Tickle me pink; but I don't think "The Stabbing" would actually appease Slenderman. He's just pissed that he couldn't get a starring role in Marble Hornets.
Bella was stabbed 19 times due to Morgan Geyser's schizophrenia. Clearly, Morgan doesn't afraid of anything; except for Slenderman and other men with no faces . Because apparently she's scared of him and that means she has schizophrenia and you can't say anything that is below the point of a neutral statement in her weird presence.
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