Nude Greg

	“	dont get me wrong I dont mind a good jock now and then...	„
	—Nude Greg, I'm sure you don't

Nude Greg is a fairly infamous OKCupid user. He spends whatever miserable excuse of a life that he has asking women of all ages to take pictures of him in the nude. Twenty five, Seventy, it's all good. He makes a living modeling nude for colleges. Surely, it's extremely classy. There is also photographic proof that he wears those same disgusting stained speedos while he's earning his monies at said colleges. In his profile he claims that he's not thinking about sex, but when your name is Nude Greg, and you upload pictures of yourself in bizarre undergarments, stretching out your dickpiece in public, near a nice river, people tend to think you're a sex starved maniac. Links are provided for the lulz.

First Contact

Sub: HI

Hi,my name is Greg,I am looking for a close friend to accept 
me for me and see where it goes, I dont have any kids, I dont 
smoke and I dont do drugs , and I drink on occasion,I treat 
others as I like to be treated.Are you into the arts? I am a 
nude model for college art classes and have done that for 8 
years,I know this may sound out of the ordinary but would you 
like to take some nude photos of me?To help keep my modeling 
portfolio up to date. You can have some female friends watch 
if you like.I know that having some girlfriends there could 
make you feel more comfortible.It would really break the ice 
getting to know each .I have a digital cam .If we take enough 
pictures we are bound to get some good ones.I hope I didnt 
scare you off!!

Yep Greg, you did.