Brownpill

It's a tough pill to swallow!

The Brownpill is a copypasta spawned in the fiery depths of 8chan. Its content concerns the antics of Sir Reginald "Pooperoni Pizza" Brownpill, who presents and narrates the video typically accompanying an organic Brownpill. Its author, known only as Based Brownpill Spammer™, spread the tenets of the Brownpill far and wide across the many boards of fullchan. A board, /brownpill/, was founded soon after for discussions of Reggie's visionary ideology as well as showcasing Brownpills found in the wild. Generous application of The Brownpill on problem areas is said to cure cancer.

The Brownpill

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

https://media.8ch.net/brownpill/src/1433783228977.mp4

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

Quotes

Sir Reginald beholds the eponymous excrement

“   i might be a faggot and have a little dick but ill tell you what i can shit a mean turd   „     —Sir Reginald     “   14/88 white power my friends   „     — Based Brownpill Spammer     “   Turds are yummy   „     —Sir Reginald     “   niggers smells like toilet seat covers   „     —Raymond Rumpstain     “   fuck niggers   „     —BigCock McDickCum     “   the anal leakage tasted like nothing i had ever experienced before   „     —Roland Fecalfondue     “   i lost my virginity to a turd   „     —Sir Reginald Pooperton, on his fondest childhood memory     “   Sexual turds get out of hand when man shits himself to death   „     — What some believe happened to Reggie     “   gay poo poo man takes shit with dicks   „     —Bintr Magmorganorts, describing Reggie's famous antics     “   i am a bad president   „     —Barack Obama Previous Quote | Next Quote

The Legend

"If only all the niggers in the world would just die....", Reggie sighed as he sat down at his kitchen room table, yellowish wife-beater stained with grease and sweat. He was a great ugly fuck of a man, fat, balding, beady, pig-like eyes swarthed in wrinkled fat deposits. "I guess it's that time of the day again", said Reginald as he glanced at the clock over the dining room window, nearly opaque with grease and fecal smearings. It was time, after a long, hard day of being a fat lazy white trash welfare slob, to release some of his pent up sexual frustration. So he meandered his way to the bathroom and whipped off his crusty sweatpants. "It's simple - " Said the turd horder. "I'll show them that I'm tough enough to get into the salty spittoon", he said. "Nobody will make fun of me ever again." He extruded a nice mushy log of freshly digested turd from his own asshole. While admiring its texture as it sat on the yellowed vinyl of his bathroom floor, he grabbed his brand new Digital Camcorder (that he borrowed from his friend tyrone in exchange for the use of his beat-up 1982 ford f150 to pick tyrone's cousin up from jail). With the camcorder in his right hand, and the brown shit loaf in his left, he briefly admires the heft and feel of it as it gently squishes through his fingers. He gingerly places the gooey ass shit directly into his mouth, not before being briefly distracted by a small chunk that fell off and stained his shirt with even more brown smears. He now twists the entire thing in half and reaches down and turds his ENTIRE fucking dick. "Uh oh.... as soon as I finish eating this turd I shall surely Fucking Die..... drats", says Reggie. Reginald then ate a turd and fucking died.

The Tale

Sit down, my son, time for a tale

I bring you wisdom from this male...

Reginald, a man of class

Reginald had quite the ass

Enormous poop in his toilet

Grabbed the log that he just shit

I'll save this - said the turd hoarder

Need to grab the camcorder

And upload it, for all to see

Let us begin, spiritually

Down the hatch - he bites a nugget

Avast! The taste, he seems to love it

Turds ain't just for bottomfeeders

Erection full, 2 centimeters

Almost there, he chomps away

Fulfilled from his turd of the day

Using his feces on his dick

Creates friction with that brown stick

Knowing he's about to splatter

It's beautiful, the poo poo platter

Now Reggie lay, his dick little

Gets taken to the hospital

That day, Sir Reggie fucking died

Unzipped his drawers and poo pot pie'd

"Reginald died for your turds"

Don't forget the sacred words

He fucking died

sir reginald ate a fucking turd, jerked off with it and fucking died.
Roger Rundfunk gobbles a floater, jerks with a poo fragment, and fucking died.
Ripcord RootyTooty bites a fecal lump, cream pies a shit loaf, and fucking died.
RazzleDazzle swallows an anal whop, jelqs with a rump stump, and fucking died.
Reginald ate poop then came on some and fucking died.
Randy O'Handy chomps a loaf, yanks his diddle with a poop glob, and fucking died.
Red Rover Whistleblower gargles brown, goes to town, and fucking died.
Redge trimmer sledge hammer shits a plum, eats it, beats it, and fucking died.
Rob on the cob guzzles excrement, tugs his chubby with a gnarly shitball, and fucking died.
sir reginald ate a fucking turd on the dining room table, jerked off with it, and fucking died.
Officer Rope-Groper powers through a dung wad, yoinks his boink with it, and fucking died.

The Brownpill escapes 8chan

Reggie turds his dick

In October of 2015, Bintr Magmorganorts, passionate nigger hater and author of well-renowned fecal erotica across the globe, incorporated in the name of Sir Reggie the subreddit TurdsWithDicks. Like a firestorm of holy retribution, The Brownpill has begun to spread throughout the vast internets.

External links

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