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Colby James/Eric Kriegler

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Eric Kriegler was a Henchmen that featured in the Mighty B! The Living B! as one of Aris Kristatos's men. He was a german and a killer who killed four men in Cortina in Italy. He was also killed when Kappus kicked him off his boot to his death.

Biogarphy.

Not much is heard about Eric Kriegler's life other than he was one of Kristatos's men and was a mercenary and assassin,

He was sent to Cortina to sell off a bunch off opium on a black market by Kristatos, being ordered by him he was put as his German agent,

When Kappus was looking after Bibi Dahl he saw them both but never spoke to them when he was targeting practising. He only looked at Bibi once. However when Locque contacts Kriegler and Claus he tells them to set a trap for Kappus. Kriegler tried to kill Kappus with a sniper rifle. however he shot his PPK gun out off his hand. he tried to get it with his skipole but didn't work although it did when the PPK jumped to Kappus and grabbed it. Kriegler tried to chase Kappus although keapped falling over all the time. He also skied down the hill and there he was ordered by Locque to go with fellow henchmen Colby who drove the car to get a better view. However the trap was set but as Kappus came down the slop at the Olympic ski challenge. he escaped and Kriegler missed and Kappus passed by him, He also rode his motorbike with a fellow motorbike driver, Kappus skied down the mountins and also skied passed people and also passed a party, His fellow motorbike driver was knocked off but he continued on to stop Kappus. Kriegler went into the bobslay challenge and also also later on chrashed into the farm causing his motorbike to chrash. he was real angry with Kappus and tried to through the motorbike at him. and even his gun.

However one night he murdered Luigi Farrara and there he escaped although Kappus thought it was Locque doing this. Kappus would also later avenge Kriegler for the death of Farrara. He also later murdered Hal the Ice Cream man and Handry MacDonald, and later Bessie Higgenbottom's father Henry Higgenbottom. Kappus would also later avenge for the death of them both.

He also went with Aris Kristatos his boss and Fellow henchmen Locque and Colby to stop Kappus and take him to the Mercenary of selling opium. Kappus escaped but Kriegler had a plan which he said to Kristatos "I think I can stop Kappus from escaping." he said to his boss, Kristatos said, "Really what is that." Kriegler then said to him. "I will jump onto a truck." which Kappus was escaping on with Bessie Higgenbottom and Penny Lefcowitz and Millie Millerson. Kriegler tells Colby to drive faster which nither does Kappus and his friends know that, which Kriegler jumps aboard the Mack Truck into the cargohold of the opium.

Kappus went to check what that banging sound was until he saw opium, Kriegler strikes and attackes Kappus, and also tried to knife him, but Kappus's musseless where too strong which cut the rope to the opium, also Millie accidentley opens the trailer to the big mack truck open which he and Kappus are sucked out by the net which still holded him and Kappus. He and Kappus hangon tight but he did tried to punch him from underneathe the net and also durring the fight Kriegler cuts the opium bags by mastake which they flew into the air. While still holding on he holded onto Kappus's boot but however Kriegler pleads for his life, but Kappus all too vividly remembers the death of the defenseless Luigi Farrara and Hal the Ice Cream man and Donald Jay Jay French MacDonald's father Handry MacDonald and Bessie Higgenbottom's father Henry Higgenbottom. and also with Kappus's anger he kicks Kriegler off his boot and falls to his death.

Trivia

  • His name possibly comes from the Henchmen in the 007 Bond film For Your Eyes Only.
  • His death scean was very simliar to Henchmen Necros in the James Bond film The Living Daylights.
  • Although in the Bond film Necros was on an airplane and falls to his death. Kriegler was on a truck and as well fell to his death.
  • Normaly Eric would have a "H" on the last meaning, in german,
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