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Cartoonjunkie
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Cartoonjunkie looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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| Cartoon Junkie | |
| Given Name(s) Septiplier Leader/Hater, Twitter SJW | Possibly Drama-Whore? |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Born | Possibly 1996? |
| Residence | Uncertain; possibly Hell? |
| deviantART |  cartoonjunkie (active)
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Cartoonjunkie is a cucky artist on Deviantart who used to be a huge whiteknight for Jewtubists Markiplier
and JackSepticeye. She's also the "original" creator/leader of the worldwide fanship Septiplier due to her art getting popular on the shitty website. Ever since then she has become widely known by tartlets as "the mother of Septiplier" and has been protecting the ship ever since just to please her two gayly men, until today that is.
Daniel Kyre's Suicide
—CartoonJunkie reacting to his death on one of her Jewtube videos. | ||
Let's start with how her name suddenly became a fucking asshole shall we? On September 18th, 2015 Markiplier's dumbass friend named Daniel Kyre (Aka Dan Cyndago) apparently committed suicide because of how much of his fantards screamed at him to make more shitty content. After the announcement on his facebook on September 19th made by his family and friends, fans began crying their eyes out, grieving his passing in hopes of him going to a better place with Harambe. Even Markimoo ended up crying like a lil bitch about it.
When good ol' CJ heard about this "terrible" news, she just laughed at how he killed himself for attention, saying that it was his own fault that he decided to take his own life for no good reason. She even called Daniel a selfish asshole to one tartlet on Twitter (And used Markiplier's name with her comment, assuming that he's agreeing with her) in which the Markiplier community reacted in butthurt about it. She soon later tried to fight the fangirls back and supposedly "resolved" the remark with a pity apology, but ever since then tartlets will never forget what she said and always use that against her everytime she makes Markiplier fanart. Markiplier had no comment on that however, since he was still mourning his loss at the time of the tweet.
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Septiplier Drama
Like all shippings, there has to be some type of war drama between two people correct? Well, there is in this fucking titanic. On a Dumblr post that JackSepticEye has posted a while back, he stated that Septiplier was never a real thing and that it's for the lulz and laughter. However, he specifically states that on behalf on Mark, that they do not like to see smut or porn of them fucking each other in the ass, because it greatly upsets them considering that they both have bitches and lovelives of their own.
And what does CJ do regarding of this post? She still draws porn of em for her obsession over the ship, even when tartlets were warning her that karma will bite her in the ass someday.
