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Christian Burns

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Christian Burns is a little bitch who tries to put people down for not being him and when they stand up against him, tells people to kill themselves.

The drama

At the 2017 VidCon, an event where attention whores on streaming services go to show-off their dicks to underage children who want to grow up to be sluts, he proceeds to try to insult a security guard, Joseph Hernandez, who won't let him in despite his good looks and fame (according to Christian) and completely 100% real VIP passes (they were fakes). He tells him he's ugly, that's he's not famous like him, and that he should kill himself.

Your boy Ethan at H3H3 giving you the full details of the events

Soon after being shown to the world what a complete little bitch he is, he proceeds to cry like bitch and plays the victim card.

Crying like a bitch and telling people its our fault that he told that security guard to kill himself.

What's really hilarious is that after the whole drama, in spite of him people started unfollowing him on Instagram and start following the security guard he tried to insult, who now has more followers than him.

Karma's a Bitch

When insults go out, karma fights back. Watch videos of "fans" giving him all the attention he wants.

Adoring fans giving Christian all the love he needs

Ever see a fuckboi go at it? Well here's one fighting a little bitch (Christian)

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