Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 14, 2015

Bruce Jenner

Bruce Jenner, aka Bruce Gender, and now known as Caitlyn Jenner, is a washed up sports celebrity and murderer of old ladies who became famous for being white but running faster than niggers. After realizing a large amount of cosmetic surgeries had fucked his face for good and gave him a gay fairy look, he decided that while he was at it, he would go all in and become stay a woman. Everybody was taken by surprise but not us here at ED, because Jenner's massive faggotry has been obvious all along. Bruce will become the world's first FTF transsexual, not MTF, since Bruce claims to have always been a woman (like Benjamin Button who was born old).

After becoming old and pudgy and irrelevant, many late night comedians made jokes about Bruce looking more and more like an old lesbian. The Kardashians, seizing on a wave of faggotry sweeping America and a wave of AIDS sweeping Indiana, capitalized on this (just like Lady Gaga capitalized on jokes that she had a penis and "came out" as bi but married a dude anyway). The Klan persuaded Bruce, who nobody gave a fuck about since all his fans died of AIDS in the 80s, into cutting his dick off in order to revive his "career" like John Wayne Bobbitt. Some argue it was Bruce's own idea to mutilate his body because he always wanted to be a Transformer, and to get all the Kardashians off his back and gain any respect. In any case, Kim Kardashian is no longer a talentless vapid whore, she's a socially conscious trans-darling, like Jeffrey Tambor or Felicity Huffman or Jared Leto (all actors who pretend to be something they're not for a living).

(( Call me Bruce! ))

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