Jacobse & van Es

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Jacobse and van Es were most probably the two greatest heroes the the Netherlands world has ever seen.

Jacobse and van Es ran a political party running for parliament back in the 1981 elections. Before their political carreer, they both ran their completely legitimate businesses, such as selling cocaine, whoring themselves out, hosting bingo games in old people homes and doing porn.

Despite the negative press mainstream media trying to make everyone think that Jacobse and van Es were actually the two comedians; 'van Kooten and de Bie', in order to cover up two bad goyim trying to oppose zion from within their own great nation.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	0/20
Style:	20/20 Attempted a coup in their flashy outfits
Butthurt:	20/20
Bonus:	20/20 Faked death and Became high ranking military officials authorized to torture people for the lulz
Total score: 60/100 (S)

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