Horizon: Zero Dawn

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Horizon: Zero Dawn, or more popularly known as Soulless Ginger versus Dinobots is an exclusive title for the GayStation 4.

Horizon: Zero Dawn is another, man was Stupid and fucked up the world for some reason or another, Apocolyptic, man should be erased from the Earth, Style game where only one Uber Menshe is capable of saving the world and arrives in the future through the favored plot devices of being frozen, cloned or time travels and some examples include games and media like Chrystalis for the NES, Fallout 4, Futurama or Doctor Who.

It follows the same plot devices as the before mentioned in that there's a introductory period, where you are introduced to the character that was born with the right Gene set through either selective breeding or just being born perfect and is the only one capable of saving the world.

Much like games in this genr9, the opening few hours of gameplay are spent being taught that the world is a dangerous place but if the player follow the rules they'll be alright. Predictably, after a few missions the player is introduced to the story that progresses as the game moves on.

Where this game differs from most RPGs of this style is that it has a story mode where the inept player can advance the story without having to fight because they don't haven't acquired enough skills to spam buttons in the right order.

Plot

Thanks to self replicating terminators that can use organic materials like people, trees, topsoil and shit to reconstruct themselves after being destroyed and make more human hunting terminators the human race is destroyed.

To s save him humanity, the very cliche idea that a Noah's Ark of sorts will be built where humanity will let the machines destroy the world and then die off or break down or power down and die when there is no more organic material left on the Earth. (Zero Dawn)

After 200 years, when the Earth was ready for humanity to start making styrofoam, plastic and Hummers again The UnoriginalGAIA system started to repopulate the Earth with birds, animals, plants and humans to drive them to extinction.

As a counter measure, if in case GAIA didn't get it right, a system namex HADES, when better names for a destroyer like Shiva or Obama exist was created to destroy everything if GAIA didn't get it right the first time.

As can be expected, an is the central theme in this plot, HADES goes mad with power and decides to destroy humanity seeing it unworthy. To protect this new humanity, GAIA An heros to halt HADES' plan to ban hammer humanity from the planet.

To put herself back on line, GAIA clones Dr Elisebet Sobeck, the creator of (Zero Dawn) because her voice a gene map can get the cloned version of this soulless ginger into all the systems.

As is the case with all ✡Moses✡ stories, with her last breath of power, GAIA clones Dr Elisebet Sobeck and leaves her in a mountain cave , at the entrance to the main GAIA system so that when she is older the new Dr Sobeck named Alloy can begin re pairs on the GAIA system and stop HADES.

16 years later, when Alloy is a sexy, hot ginger that can bounce quarters off her right, well arrobocized ass - the game begins.