User talk:Uberfukken/01

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Leave message. Uberfukken 15:53, 13 January 2014 (EST)

Mr.Jonzz 16:02, 13 January 2014 (EST)

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• Mr.Jonzz 18:35, 25 January 2014 (EST)

I found something lulzy on the internet

http://anonmgur.com/up/9c12340494c8b8b6ab9a237e58b960c1.png

No idea who did this. Gretchen 03:53, 28 January 2014 (EST)

Schnookums is an insufferable faggot

Just putting that out there. Uberfukken 11:11, 28 January 2014 (EST)

Colleen

It appears that Colleen isn't working, could you restart her? Thanks. ^reply 20:38, 8 February 2014 (EST)

no. Uberfukken 08:06, 10 February 2014 (EST)

Please? ^reply 01:40, 15 February 2014 (EST)

Certain bans

When banning/deleting usernames intended to mock the higher-ups, I advise hiding these actions in the molestation/plumbing log. In the absence of a crat to rename them, this appears to be the standard course of action.   VX BREATHE DEEP   10:40, 10 February 2014 (EST)

sure Uberfukken 17:02, 10 February 2014 (EST)

Yoh Yoh Amerika

Ludwig Linkermann, The Enemy of Your Enemy's Enemy 20:28, 15 February 2014 (EST)

yo wtf?

• He banned her for like 30 minutes. oddguy 16:53, 18 February 2014 (EST)

I feel like they're all bringing their forum drama to the wiki. Normally I wouldn't give a fuck but its starting to throw off my editing rhythm. I know Schnookums can be frustratingly sensitive some times, but uber is starting to give me flashbacks. 

 

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epeen

  17:48, 18 February 2014 (EST)

oh suck a dick, gtfo my page Uberfukken 17:59, 18 February 2014 (EST)

I'm confused. Schnookums gets perma-b& after Gretchen defaces his talk page, and I need to suck a dick when calmly raising a legitimate concern? 

 

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epeen

  18:53, 18 February 2014 (EST)

Schnookums got unbanned right away, not sure why you think he's permabanned. Also, I didn't deface his talk page that was someone else. I made 1 normal post with a 1 picture. ALSO this isn't forum drama. Schnookums came into an article that I and a few other people were working on and started shitting it up. Gretchen 19:01, 18 February 2014 (EST)

Never said I think he's still perma-b&. I said he got perma-b&. Regarding the vandalism, I don't think it matters either way. Your intent was still to thrash and shit up some page belonging to him with aggressive intent.

“	Go 'way I'm trying to vandalize.	„
—Gretchen 16:34, 18 February 2014 (EST)

 

 

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epeen

  19:13, 18 February 2014 (EST)

Oh, I just realized you are completely humorless. I made a joke about vandalizing and you take it seriously. Ok. BTW schnookums ACTUALLY vandalized my userpage before any of this. Gretchen 19:32, 18 February 2014 (EST)

~Uber~ is giving you flashbacks of onideus? Um, I think you *mean* Schnookums, sparkles. Let's compare Schnooky and Onideus:

• attempts to exercise inordinate control over articles? Check, and check.
• enjoys inserting self into matters that have nothing to do with him? Check, and check.
• abuses ops to cover up evidence of own faggotry? Check, and check.
• bans other editors for disagreeing? Check, and check.
• reverts edits that don't show him in favorable light? Check, and check.

P.S. hullo uber, nice talk page you have here, sorry for shitting it up. Gretchen 18:58, 18 February 2014 (EST)

I would've posted on your talk page if I was trying to talk to you. Sorry for the confusion 

 

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epeen

  19:12, 18 February 2014 (EST)

Um, you brought my name up and proceeded to tell lies about me. I guess you were trying to do this behind my back so no one would contradict you? Gretchen 19:32, 18 February 2014 (EST)

• Okay, let's get to the point. Gretchen needs to stop starting shit with admins and then acting like it's their fault they ban her. It was 30 minutes. No one cares. Schnookums shouldn't ban people for arguing with him and Uber don't look for excuses to permaban someone from the wiki because you dislke them. You are all being super gay right now. Cut that shit out. oddguy 19:20, 18 February 2014 (EST)

lol ok. Gretchen 19:32, 18 February 2014 (EST)

LMAO Uberfukken 20:31, 18 February 2014 (EST)

• Forgot he can just unban himself. Still gay tho. oddguy 19:17, 19 February 2014 (EST)

open your eyes Uberfukken 21:38, 19 February 2014 (EST)

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epeen

  21:42, 19 February 2014 (EST)

best template ever Uberfukken 21:59, 19 February 2014 (EST)

• I like what you said because out of context it looks like you're giving me spiritual advice. oddguy 22:55, 19 February 2014 (EST)

>open your eyes
Well, my hope was that uber would settle down but it is apparent that isn't happening, so I no longer see a reason to avoid the forums. Am I obsessed, well yeah, but uber has done quite a lot to get my attention. I still consider him my friend. ^reply 01:48, 20 February 2014 (EST)

^ projecting Uberfukken 07:23, 20 February 2014 (EST)

Probably. Now paint your basement a happy color and move along with life. See ya. ^reply 07:25, 20 February 2014 (EST)

re:

hey man, sorry about that, i'm new to ed and i don't know how shit works, my sincerest apologies :) Oliver Hart 21:50, 20 February 2014 (EST)

Unb&

Thank you sir 

 

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epeen

  23:32, 20 February 2014 (EST)

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i'm tired ••General Niggerson 13:42, 24 February 2014 (EST)

Suggestion

Can we just do this again? He really LIAT because everyone knows that only he or his brother would mess with their page and try to mod sass around here. I think it's lulzy because he a lolcow who fail at disguising himself and I think it lulzy. Mirrors II 21:09, 28 February 2014 (EST)

Yeah I know it's him. Talk to Likeicare, he cares more than I do. Uberfukken 21:11, 28 February 2014 (EST)

Rest in peace Sweet Prince of Bel Air

CobaltCat 07:32, 7 March 2014 (EST)

inb4 anyone else

WB sickpuppy • reply 12:59, 22 March 2014 (EDT)

how are you?

Is your ass still sore? I've been thinking about you, I hope you're OK buddy. :-) Oliver Hart 08:58, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

sup skid i found your picture on the internet

Uberfukken 11:09, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

Wait you actually think I'm Julius? I thought you were just joking.. Are you serious? I mean, people told me that you were dumb but this dumb? Naw nigga, you have to be messin with me. Lol irl Oliver Hart 13:12, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

Please respond, I must know — Preceding comment added by Oliver Fag (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

I didn't mean to make your anus THAT sore Milwin, it'll go over in a few days. Ask your buddy likeicare, it'll soon feel normal again :) Now go back to circle jerking on EDF, you're not ready for these parts of ED — Preceding comment added by Oliver Fag (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Oh yeah, good one, 10/10, you sure got me there buddy. How old are you anyways? 14? Did you confuse EDF for Roblox forums? — Preceding comment added by Oliver Fag (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Is this what you call trolling? You're worse than NKO — Preceding comment added by Oliver Fag (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Good morning to you

Would you please reactivate Colleen for us? Thanks! ^reply 09:09, 4 April 2014 (EDT)

re: most of what you removed happened before you registered

i only removed what i thought was only relevant right when it happened, and didnt have any lingering meaning or anything like that. ex: Warriored, was only on one thread, and thats it --Emperor Likeicare 00:28, 6 April 2014 (EDT)

re: ohai

Not sure whether I should reply on my own talk page or here. VonHelton's page does have some holes due to him having a horde of flying monkey flag tards in the past, and so the best Kelly chat as well as his two contradictory defense videos "Clearing the Air" and "Gimme a Break" are gone, though I know there are trolls that have em out there. It would also be nice to add a playlist of the craziest of his old youtube videos I have a few, but two especially are missing from the youtubes which someone out there has, the one where he says "welp guys im pissed, I called NASA today saying I am ready to be a space marine and they said "wut"' and the one where he tells the story of fighting a ghost throwing knives at him as the Punisher on the spot without having planned the lie at all.

But that said, the guy is still fucking hilarious and probably deserving of article of the nao, so, your call. I'd be very shocked if he was never that on the old ED. My edits lately have been mostly aesthetic things like shortening a paragraph so it doesn't have a few words underneath a picture and so forth. I do tend to ramble a bit as well so I don't doubt there could be some cleanup of grammar. Von and his article are plenty funny to be article of the nao in my opinion, so I say ready when you are. DUMFUK 16:24, 8 April 2014 (EDT)

The picture of him with the burger is probably the most candid of the pics there, but all of them of him are pretty good. The on brink of tears one might be the most formal of 'em. I suppose the "Yes really" or "he could always think that he's a superhero" makes the most sense for the caption. I certainly didn't even write most of the article.

DUMFUK 23:25, 8 April 2014 (EDT)

Wow

I tried watching that Foodfight! movie today out of boredom. I only made it ten minutes in before I had to quit. The last bad joke I heard was "chip-faced" being used as a pun for shit-faced. Sickpuppy 18:39, 10 April 2014 (EDT)

6 times? You must have a high tolerance for faggotry.

>try this on for size.

Why...are they animals? Couldn't even make it 10 minutes into this one. I started skipping ahead shortly after the floating polar cat thing convinced the lion kid to sneak out of his house with him. I made sure to watch the intense fight scene against the flying flaming bear(?) head, though. I was on the edge of my seat for that one. Too bad it's too obscure to be lulz material like Foodfight. I can't believe the guy even paid £1 for it. Sickpuppy 22:13, 10 April 2014 (EDT)

hi

hi, I moved your foodfight aotn and put weev there instead because of this, I hope that's ok :) Oliver Hart 13:28, 11 April 2014 (EDT)

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oddguy 13:42, 11 April 2014 (EDT)

uber likes this.

A toast to Kermit and his deadly elixir

HEY THERE! I saw what you did with introducing the modern world to Proto-Kermit. Have a cup of Wilkins. Unless you don't drink Wilkins Coffee...

You should totally use this as your approval template since you don't have one. Alter it to your liking, and build it in the user template space with "I saw what you did {{{1}}}" etc. Sickpuppy 13:04, 20 April 2014 (EDT)

>Sickpuppy66

>Giving über suggestions.

Lol Missionary Otter 21:42, 20 April 2014 (EDT)

Re:a little advice

	“	Brownnoser: Someone who sucks up to you to gain your favor.	„

Not the case. I personally found the Wilkins thing to be great and thought it would be funny if someone made a template for it.    Sickpuppy 22:38, 20 April 2014 (EDT)

stfu and gtfo Uberfukken 22:42, 20 April 2014 (EDT)

they always have to explain everything... LudwigLinkermann, The Enemy Of Your Enemy's Enemy 22:43, 20 April 2014 (EDT)

re:tim ward

yeah hes hilarious, i've known of him for a couple of years now, back in 2009 he tried shooping a dick onto my face on MSpaint after i spent a week spamming shemale pics onto his facebook wall --Likeicare 03:00, 27 April 2014 (EDT)

I'm really sorry

From now on I won't revert your death notices, can you forgive me? xoxo ^reply 18:09, 27 April 2014 (EDT)

sauce

hey u got a link to the sauce for this? --Mantequilla (talk) 14:56, 30 April 2014 (EDT)

Thank you! It is so redic I have to drop by and tell her my feels. --Mantequilla (talk) 15:36, 30 April 2014 (EDT)

ooooh nm I thought it was a srs tumblr quote lol. --Mantequilla (talk) 15:39, 30 April 2014 (EDT)

hey bro

Could you restart Colleen for us? ^reply 02:07, 16 June 2014 (EDT)

I can't, she was on srsvps and it's gone. Need to reinstall everything to a new box. Give it a week or two. Uberfukken 02:14, 16 June 2014 (EDT)

yes hello

May I join in?

This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry. You can help by learning from their mistakes. Vandalizing their user page with Pain Series attacks never hurts either.

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~Oblique 02:52, 16 June 2014 (EDT)

i know a quality circle-jerk when i see one

This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry. You can help by learning from their mistakes. Vandalizing their user page with Pain Series attacks never hurts either.

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colleen

Hosting offer stands. I have a dedi with 5 containers and plenty of spare RAM and hyperthreaded cores.  VX  • 17:09, 22 June 2014 (EDT)

AmericanDad86

I've done some substantial editing to the AmericanDad86 article since you claimed it to be a BNA. Also, in case you were wondering, I don't really have a connection to the boy per say. I came across the feud with Bbb23 and found it just too juicy to ignore, so I started collecting the whole story and soon other people on /b started catching on. He's a fascinating nigga, really. Kackerack 18:36, 23 June 2014 (EDT)

Haha, nice! I'm actually an old school ED editor, beginning in 2007- I'm just using a fresh user name. I honestly hate most of the new articles I've been seeing because it's obvious they're just trying to use ED as their personal army against those girls who wouldn't take away their virginity, as well as their dogs. Kackerack 13:37, 24 June 2014 (EDT)