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Bourg Productions
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Bourg Productions aka Edray1416 on VidLii (Powerword: Alex "Jonestein" Bourg) is a grassroots conservative commentator that likes to ride off the success (or lack of success depending on how you look at it) of True Capitalist Radio and Alex Jones. Alex Bourg as been around since the early days of YouTube, but no one really payed attention to him until Alex's mental issues came to light. Despite not identifying himself alt-right or being a Neo-Nazi he has made several questionable statements that defy all logic. To understand Bourg Productions one must have a "high IQ" to understand his deep thought provoking content. Alex would go from a conservative nobody to one of the biggest jokes on the right wing of the political spectrum. Alex is basically if you took every single meme about 30-year old boomers on 4chan and turned the meme into an actual living breathing being. Alex's main source of internet infamy came on VidLii, a failed shitty YouTube alternative that went nowhere, where he cucked out against a group of people who are slightly left leaning on a video about segregation. After Alex posted that controversial video that no one really gave two fucks about outside of triggered pink-haired feminists and filthy normie pleb Redditors that have invaded the website, Alex Bourg would go on a sperg out that would cause him to delete his channel in order to move his work to BitChute only for BitChute's community to completely destroy him. Alex's crowning achievement however, would be his shitty attempts at trying to land himself on ED without communicating with the staff directly. At one point Alex Bourg had his article deleted because it was nothing more than bogus website drama related to a website that not many go to which caused the ED staff to see that the VidLii niggers were trying to write a PA request on a internet nobody that no one with a sane mind should care about. Now that Alex has spread his drama that started on VidLii, but moved all over the internet wherever he goes, Alex Bourg would forever be known as an epic lolcow.
From Humble Beginnings, The Epic Life of Alex "Jonestein" Bourg
The story of Alex Bourg tells a simple tragic tale of a regular white man, who had huge dreams in life. Bourg's biggest goal in life was to one day become a filthy capitalist jew like his father David "Jonestein" Bourg who accumulated vast amounts of wealth by learning how to trade stocks, acquiring equity in property, and being a general smart business person. David Bourg being a successful businessman wanted to see his son be just like him, a young rich capitalist who would use his wealth to spread the word of God. Unfortunately for Bourg, things started to go downhill for him ever since that the once booming town he lived became FUCKING GAY. These GAY COMMUNIST NIGGER parasites destroyed everything white about the area, causing Alex Bourg and David Bourg to forever live in poverty. Alex Bourg got used to the ghetto life knowing that his Nintendo entertainment system can provide as a means of escape from the harsh world that was the communist utopia.
Nintendo could not keep Alex Bourg happy forever, eventually he will meet the day that changed his life forever. Bourg would later get cucked by a black man, an experience that would haunt his memory forever. A BASED BLACK MAN named Chad approached Bourg, Bourg had no choice. Bourg reached a flight or fight response. Bourg had to scream COMMUNIST NIGGER at the top of his lungs. BOURG'S LIFE WAS IN DANGER!!! THE BLACK FOLK WERE NOT KIDDING ABOUT GANG RAPE!!! This BASED Black man would forever make Bourg cry whenever he spots a black person. Things were looking down at poor Alex Bourg due to his traumatic childhood experience with the niggers so he and his dad rented out a farm to grow plums. David Bourg saved his life with plums when he saved his almost dead son who was almost getting murdered by a COMMUNIST NIGGER. A known story that was gathered from one of the townsfolk during a church congregation when Alex was just 9 years old, a few years after the BASED BLACK MAN had Alex running for his life. During church Alex Bourg punched the black preacher calling him a communist nigger causing his parents to ground him for a week.
Alex Bourg's parents were your typical household parents and they loved him. A few days after Alex Bourg was grounded, Bourg's parents told him a magical way that would get him out of poverty. Bourg's parents who were too old to work at this point with Bourg's mom being nothing more than a dying old corpse wanted Bourg to be a successful adult so they finally taught Bourg something that every scummy Millennial was lacking, responsibility. Bourg's parents told him that to be a responsible adult, you must already lick the boot of Israel and if you do not lick Israel's boots, you disrespect God's chosen people and go to hell. Bourg had a goal, one goal in mind. He would forever dedicate his live trying to promote the Israeli way in order to prove his half Jewish ancestry. The Jewish ancestry that was brought onto his live at a young age would forever shape his brain. Once Bourg learned about the existence of YouTube and began to find his favorite channels, he knew that he can promote his part-Jewish heritage forever using his fetish for lard, plums, and cheese to promote Israeli boot-licking.
The Average Life of Alex "Jonestein" Bourg
Bourg lives his live shoving lard up his ass like a LGBT pozzhole lover. His usual day consists of playing old Nintendo or Sega consoles, growing crops that do not grow because he is too busy playing games, dying alone, fucking the trees outside, or sitting on his fat ass eating lard. In other words, Bourg has proven himself to be as lazy as those who he criticizes. Bourg is basically the stereotype of a communist, a bunch of fat and ugly welfare leeches.
The Controversy in Bourg's Videos
One notable thing Bourg likes to do is paint himself as a controversial figure when there is no controversy. The only thing controversial in his videos is Bourg acting like a sperg when making his videos and acting like an even bigger sperg when being confronted with a topic that he can't debate or answer. Bourg is so bad at debating that he already looks insane. The main drive behind the edge in his content is the fact that Bourg's content is so mediocre that other people who are known for their edge have covered his videos. These edgy YouTubers would than live their lives by making fun of his terrible content by using his channel and his videos as a personal punching bag to lash out their frustration and weaponized autism towards him. One would think that Bourg's most controversial video would be his video promoting segregation but this is completely incorrect to those who follow his content. The real controversy instead lies in Bourg's incredibly sophisticated intelligence where it is a proven fact that Bourg has a "high IQ". Checkmate Atheists! Bourg has made a good number of notable witty quotes that will make you question your own existence.
Alex Bourg Versus Veganism
Bourg's detractors mocked Bourg for the idea that shoveling lard down your throat will make your life happier. Bourg knew that his detractors were Communist so he had do to something to piss them off, attack veganism. In his rant against vegans, he states that the ones that eat only vegetables do not get any proteins and minerals that are found in animal meat in their diets. Bourg believes that lard will give people super powers in a similar matter to how Popeye gets his strength from spinach. Edray wants to eat all the lard for himself hoping to become the conservative badass that he always wanted to be, but unfortunately he cucks out to those that he claims are people who do not use logic in their arguments despite the fact that he uses faulty reasoning to support his bogus points.
Edray Whines About VidLii Becoming a SJW Honeypot Despite Having no Mods (Edray Cucks Out)
As the community of VidLii grew, they started to "accept" more and more trannies and LGBT people into the community thus increasing the amount of Tumblr and Reddit people on the website. Like most scenarios where this happens it isn't noticeable at first but as time goes on the ones trying to subvert the entire website into communism end up showing their true colors. On this day where it is a proven fact that VidLii is in fact Reddit in Video form, the VidLii community decided to react horribly to a racist video about re-segregating America put out by Bourg. Instead of taking the video as a joke, the VidLii community decided to run an autistic SJW-esque hate mob towards Edray by doing whatever they can to get him off VidLii and unsurprisingly they succeeded.
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On Vidlii his arch nemesis became a fucking kid named JReviews, a 11 year old boy that Edray thinks was a girl since he was too smart to look up his gender for himself. On some of his videos he has admitted to stalking other VidLii users such as ShadowLeggy, ToroFA, and KokoAnimations hoping to find a boyfriend free girl. After sperging out on VidLii, Edray would land on ED viewing his page as an accomplishment. Edray not being the brightest man decides to take ED and the internet seriously by going full OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN MODE thus causing himself to terminate his video account along with potentially leaving the internet forever. Edray ever since on he went on VidLii has been forever scared by the vicious SJW trolls causing him to have suicidal thoughts and making him question whatever of not he should make videos ever again. Edray frequently posts on Gab bitching and moaning whenever or not Jesus will come to take him to his funeral on the day after he finally pulls the gun on his head. After Edray was done screaming like a little bitch on the internet, he would later produce a video revealing that his whole goal in life was to get an ED page which later got deleted due to it being all about his time on VidLii and the fact that Edray himself had huge amounts of unwarranted self-importance. To this very day, Edray wishes to become the e-celeb he always wanted to be. Edray later came back as a Natosexual hoping that his performance as a YouTube star will be funny and memorable. This video would later cause a shift in what kind of content he does. From that day forward, he no longer does commentators but instead does random videos. He made two different videos that were different from his usual style, one where he fucks a tree and another where he goes full 1488 in a sarcastic matter and invites his black friend in the process.
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Edray wonders if he can make videos again.
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Edray pisses off one of his friends.
Alex Bourg's First Attempt at An Heroing
Alex Bourg Magically Transforms into a NPC
Bourg being a huge failure at life and as a conservative commentator eventually made him into something he would never dream of becoming, a member of the Alt-Reject also known as Right-Wing NPCs, a series of unconnected people who are so pathetic that they are the joke of the very communities they represent. Bourg caught attention of a magic communist nigger known as Mike who constantly shouts NPC memes at his face.
Types of Videos
Bourg was known for doing various different types of videos all of which could be easily made fun of just by doing a simple look.
- Internet Pioneers - One look at the series will put you to FUCKING SLEEP. Known for stealing research from Wikipedia.
- Internet Insanity - A series of videos where Bourg takes the moral high ground by attacking people crazer than himself. Known for stealing research from ED or Kiwi Farms.
- Conservative Topics - Videos where he praises Israel as the land of God's chosen people despite variable proof that the Jewish people are traitors to Christ that is written in the Talmud.
- Plums, Lard, Cheese Videos (aka Health Advice) - A series of videos where Bourg fetishes plums, lard, and cheese. Those that do not know the difference between processed oils that kill people and real fats will go WTF due to Bourg's piss poor presentation and insane logic. In one video Bourg tells people that exercise is a joke because he doesn't like getting off the couch.