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The White Bowser
What if I told you there was a special guy who had ambitions, dreams, and feelings that run deep? Whose character is as good as a old puddle of piss from Jesus? Whose hands are stained by an unspeakable act he bragged about? Whose speech is lacking in the "R" sound replaced with a "W" sound? Whose life "turned into an anime". Say hello to The White Bowser (Powerword: Earl David Dube). He's the Discord Moderator in the flesh, the kind who's on discord 24/7/365 crying about how much his life sucks, Talking shit about those who's opinion he doesn't like, and grooming kids. If anyone dares to, let's say, call him out for his behavior, he will run to Twatter ugly crying about how you were mean to him for no reason and threaten to send in the FBI.
While Earl may be someone who cries about their past in a given role-playing session. He makes it clear he can do no wrong because he's a Catholic man. His mannerims feel cartoonish, almost histrionic. He likes to pop out of a hole from time to time and show everyone his greasy pizzaface with a bigger forehead than a fucking baby move around and try to feign anger when he can only feel guilt because he was caught bragging about accidentally groping a coworker. He was made fun of for it so much he decided it would be better just to delete the reddit and pretend it doesn't exist! Because of his stupidity, or laziness, Reddit does not delete posts associated with a deleted account. Chances are when he reads he will bitch at reddit to delete fucking everything, which is something they will NEVER do since he made those posts himself.
TL;DR of the reddit post: Original Reddit Post (namespace should be here, but oh well this will have to suffice)
I am a Catholic, the Movie Theater was like my 2nd home, I accidentally touched a girl's chest when she spun around and I stood there like an idiot, next morning I got fired, all the girls were uncomfortable. I gave her PTSD. Now I'm not allowed at the movie theater anymore.
Origins
Factors such as autism, narcissistic traits, and being a overall Retard-dor. His behavior has led him to make a lot of enemies over the stupid, unnecessary, and outright vile things NORMAL folk may find repulsive. He could simply say sorry to those he hurt (Good Ending) or... OR ALWAYS DOUBLE DOWN WITH ALL THE TARD RAGE HE HAS (Bad Ending). There's a lot of instances of his shitty behavior observed over the years as far back as 2017. Coincidentally, this is the same event Chris-Chan made an ass of himself at for dancing with his imaginary friends.
What makes TooManyGames 2017 memorable for Earl was when he found out the 1st Place Winner of a "Pony Music Video" attempted An Hero. Earl felt entitled to call them selfish and a coward on the r/PonyMusicVideos subreddit. Which he was swiftly banned from and ridiculed for. <(Citation needed!!1)
There's additional subreddits where he has been ran off of too such as r/BigBoobs because he was threatening rando women because they wouldn't post tits and it shows that this fat-headed fuck merely sees them as objects for instant sexual gratification, since its closest thing to sex with women (and children) for him.
Messed with The Wrong Neighborhood
You might notice a pattern that he's not intelligent enough to learn any lesson if it makes him feel bad or makes him look bad. There is a time he told a US Veteran to simply kill himself if his life was so bad in a discord VC. <(Need a citation too).
What triggered after the incident is a massive investigation on why this guy is such an asshole and it turns out he's has CP on his computer,
Dox
Full name: Earl David Dube
Date of Birth: 1st of January, Year 1993
SEX: Male
Home Address: (NOTE: May not be updated) 14425 Foy Creek Ct # 198, Shelby Township, MI 48315
Ethnicity: Americunt
Religion: Catholicism (Christian if you're in a hurry)
Things that make him wet:
Animu
Child Porn (Drawn or not)
His Pedo Pals
Threatening haterz with the FBI
His Buddy Trolls
Things that piss him off:
Calling him out
Disagreeing that Lolicon is good and valid
Trolling him
Trolling his Pedo Pals