A bit sus

It is common knowledge that sus stands for suspicious. "A bit sus" (often accompanied by surreptitious nose tapping, which makes people look stupid) is an adjective meaning that an innuendo has just occurred, is currently in the process of occurring, or will occur in the near future, or that something or somebody is not what it seems. Its main use is irony, because anyone who doesn't get the joke is either not a raging faggot, or an idiot.

Nothing Sus

Stemming from a defunct TV show in which two homosexual men did suspicious things like vaccuum clean each others pants and suck on large sausages, following which they would say "Nothing sus!" Nothing Sus is therefore synonymous with A Bit Sus, only with extra irony, unless you are already using A Bit Sus with irony, in which case it signifies that the innuendo involved teh ghey.

Using 'A Bit Sus' In Conversation

Discussing Theology

• Tales From The Gloopy Minstrel
  • "Oh yeah, and they thought it was a bit sus how [Jesus] could walk on water in winter, because they didn't know what ice was, for some reason."

Reliving Victories Over The Law

• Erin's Blurbs
  • "yeah it was a bit sus, us walking away just as soon as they rode in lol. cops on bikes! bahah, funniest shit EVER! im trying to put that clip on my MySpace but its being homo."

Getting To Know Your Friends

• Dachau Blues!
  • "Oi.. Mike. In the photo what are you doing with your hands??? It looks a bit sus!"

Things that are A Bit Sus

Suspicious cat is suspicious.

• Mediacrat
• Michael Jackson
• Goths
• Most of the Livejournal staff
• Marilyn Manson
• any information concerning niggers which does not refer to pimpin, hos or grape soda

This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.