Dead or Alive

A typical screenshot from DOA Beach Volleyball. This is pretty much the entire game.

What do you get when you cross a shitty game about a boring sport with bad gameplay, crappy music, a hentai dating game, and 3D rendered boobs? One of the XBox's greatest hits. This steaming turd has gameplay so horrible that anybody except the sex-starved 13 year old boys who play this game would use the disc as a coaster. The Controls were actually designed as such that it could be played with one hand, allowing those who employed a bit of hormone-induced ingenuity to use their cock as a joy stick simultaneously. Unfortunately, the hand used to handle the controller is the right hand, as the game requires use of button mashing, meaning its demographic is once again made more exclusive by appealing mainly to the left handed... Unless you want to subject your dick to the chaos that is fapping with your left hand as a righty, but I do not suggest it

However, it is quite popular among males. All they do is chose a character and masturbate. However, the cum sometimes shorts out the telivision screen.

Its popularity was derivative of the fact that it has better graphics than real life and more boobs than Playboy. Also, it's the closest thing most of its players will get to boobs for a long, long time.

The advent of DoA hentai/doujin has made this game utterly obsolete; that is, unless, like some virgins, the actual sight of graphic hand-drawn cocks in hand-drawn vagoo action is more than enough to make one queasy. Also, like any form of hentai, there is nothing to keep you from accidentally stumbling upon futanari, tentacle raep and shitting dick nipples.

Sekrit Codes

Want to see all the softcore cut-scenes and bikini outfits without having to play the crappy game? Type these words into YouTube or Google:

• Dead or Alive Extreme

In minutes you'll be jerking off to either videos from the game or the hentai you found instead.

An example of DOA fanboys