Fag Enabler

Women are famous fag enablers.

This is not a fag enabler. Almost anything else is. (Shirley Phelps, left)

A fag enabler or straight ally is anyone who actively or passively permits the gay agenda. This includes almost anyone who is not a part of the Phelps family who own GodHatesFags.com. In other words if you are not an active faggot you are still going to hell for not killing the filthy faggots. If you're not violently and viciously working against homosexuals you are helping them and are doomed to hell.

Usage

This term is typically used by people with weaving family trees, fanatical trolls at God Hates Fags. It is likely that one will follow calling someone a fag with offering the alternative of a "fag enabler" instead. While it is easy to shrug off the insult of being called a fag with such comebacks as "But I'm married" or "My girlfriend Rebecca would disagree" the term fag enabler applies to everyone except Fred Phelps' family so it can be deemed one of the most fool-proof insults ever. Except that Fred Phelps doesn't oppose male on male rape (e.g. prison rape), which is what sometimes happens in prison but is not what makes one gay. It's genetic. Created by Jesus Christ in His image. Jesus loves fags. Always has, always will.

Paradoxical Implications of 'Fag Enabler' theory

Consider this: if, according to Westboro Baptist Church doctrine, heterosexuals who don't explicitly condemn homosexuality are sinful fag enablers, this implies a hierarchy of damnation, liek so

• WBC members- Not gay, thus free of sin.
• Fag enablers- Not gay, but still sinful.
• Fags- gay, thus buttfucking Sinners.

However, any self-loathing, remorseful, or closeted fag would obviously be welcome in the WBC as long as he agreed to the above doctrine, and because all Baptists love teh sinner and hate teh sin, believing as they do that all can be saved if they give themselves over to Jesus.

The implication is as obvious as it is inescapable : THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH ARE FAG ENABLERS AND SHOULD BALEET THEMSELVES FORTHWITH !!!1!

List of Fag Enablers

• You
• Your Mom
• Moot
• America
• Yeah, just America.
• Barack Obama
• Josef Fritzl
• God (Hey, he's the one who created the motherfucking fags to begin with. Way to mess up creation, dickhead!)
• Jews
• Amy Kieran
• Niggers
• Al Gore
• Xenu
• Teabaggers
• Halo (even though he's a pretty cool guy)
• Michael Moore
• That fucking cat
• Sarah Manley

See also

• Faghag
• God hates fags
• Fred Phelps
• Libererals -The fag enabling scum that should be sent to the gas chambers.
• Pentagon IRL attempt at a fag enabler

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