Giant dildo of death

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Also known as "King Dong". What all pig bottoms fantasize about. WARNING: Use may result in some after effects.

Giant Dildos of Death were in fact invented by the Catholic church to convert Jews and Protestants to Catholicism because as we all know Jews and Protestants love getting rear ended by Catholic nuns with huge phallic shaped objects.

The Giant Dildo of Death - Furry Edition

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Statistics

Length: 24 Inches

Width: 5 inches

Cost: $120. Natural colouring costs $25 extra. There are some people out there willing to pay such a price.

It's a Zeta Toy named Thor.

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The Giant Dildo of Death - Libertarian Edition

For when standard Giant Dildos of Death don't have quite enough death. Also makes the Giant Dildo of Death simultaneously offensive and desirable to a wider audience.

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The Giant Dildo of Death - Team Fortress 2 Edition

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