Anal Cunt

Their singer. No comment needed.

Anal Cunt are the biggest trolls in the music industry PERIOD. The band was meant to be a joke; however, they are still fucking spewing out "songs" from their rectum. The genre of this band is still unknown (grindcore) as nobody has actually been able to tolerate the entirety of one of their songs, which are an average of 30 seconds long. The band's lead singer Seth Putnam was an IRL Internet hate machine who offended just about everyone evar with his controversial lyrics, especially leftards who think all grindcore bands should be moralfags like genre pioneers Napalm Death. Seth died last Thursday, resulting in a collective resounding BAWWWWW from the metal community. Like Eazy-E, the cause of his death was AIDS from Freddie Mercury.

Performances

According to TOW, the first Anal Cunt performance was in front of the singer's mother. This is largely due to the fact that nobody wants to fucking see Anal Cunt live EVAR. It should be noted that his mum did not turn up.

It should be noted that the guy behind Anal Cunt don't really give a shit much about his mom.

Typical Seth Putnam interview   “   Yeah Jews suck, they all deserve to be fucking killed   „

Lyrics

Anal Cunt's lyrics were designed to troll everything and everyone. The band, however, did not realize that noone would bother to look up their lyrics as they are probably as fail as the band themselves. (lulz moralfag)

Here is an example of the HILARIOUS lyrics the band spews out.

	“	My uncle was best friends with Hitler He had some cool footage of Dachau I was watching America’s Funniest Home Videos on dust And sent some footage to that fucking gay show [Chorus:] I sent concentration camp footage to America’s Funniest Home Videos [x2] I didn’t win the $10,000 So I sent internment camp footage I didn’t win again So I sent Birth Of A Nation	„
	—I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos

	“	Fred Durst is a fucking faggot He thinks he's black, but he's just gay He cancelled a show 'cause he sprained his ankle He's also a fucking midget [Chorus:] You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay (x2) You're fucking gay The guitarist wears a mask To hide the cum stains on his face They're the gayest band I've ever seen And I've seen the Culture Club live [Chorus] Fred wears a hat to hide his baldness I refuse to believe blacks think he's cool I wish he'd beaten and raped by some black guy And see if he still wants to be black	„
	—Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay

	“	I was in a bad mood because my crack house got busted I saw you and your dumb looking wife waiting for a train I could tell it was true love So as the train pulled in, I pushed her into it [Chorus:] I pushed your wife in front of the subway [x4] I pushed your wife in front of the subway It was on the orange line, but the tracks were red I pushed that cunt in front of the subway You had to tell your daughter that her mommy was dead [Chorus] It was so crowded no one saw who did it Then I saw you crying like a fucking pussy Good thing she never got the chance To tell you she was pregnant again I pushed your wife in front of the subway	„
	—I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway

	“	I got bored of writing rape songs Then I remembered the holocaust I couldn’t write because it was so funny I’m glad lots of people died [Chorus:] Ha ha holocaust [x3] I’m glad lots of people died People are too fucking PC To admit Hitler was funny How can you not laugh your ass off Watching people bulldozed into a ditch?	„
	—Ha Ha Holocaust

	“	Van full of retards - ha ha ha ha Van full of retards - you drool on yourself You couldn't even win a bronze in the special olympics Your parents are ashamed of themselves and of you Van full of retards - ha ha ha ha Van full of retards - you drool on yourself	„
	—Van Full of Retards

	“	You've got no friends You stay home all day You've been to every website Because you're fucking gay The internet is fucking gay You fucking faggot, loser, queer, nerd, etc. You've got no friends You stay home all day You've been to every website Because you're fucking gay	„
	—Internet Is Gay

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See Also

• Metal
• Punk
• Faggots

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