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Imaybeparanoid

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Millions of fans love the cowboy hat

imaybeparanoid is a LiveJournal user who seized control of the conservatism community, issuing an ultimatum that stunned the old guard and delighted liberals and democrats across all of LiveJournal. With a single stroke, imaybeparanoid achieved what none thought possible: he leveled the karma of the Beltmeister.

All of this LJ shit happened years ago so this article is pointless. But conservatives are still dickholes.

Accolades

  • Awesome. Now it has a chance to actually be a conservatism community and not a neocon circlejerk.
  • Huzzah for rationality and respectful discussion!
  • I'm still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor.
  • Whoa, I just cannot wrap my mind around it! All hail Lance!!
  • I almost came.
  • **Screams like a little girl** I <3 Lance!
  • I think I want to blow Lance. And I'm not even gay.
  • More praise here. In simple terms: Dude, you rock.
  • Wow! That took guts.

Amid offers of free beer and shielding himself from the shower of panties and briefs from his newly spawned cult, imaybeparanoid adopted "doing the right thing for Live Journal users" as his mantra. He shifted straight into overdrive and a peace accord was forged between these two giants of opposing ideologies, imaybeparanoid & marxist_thug, maintainer of liberal!

imaybeparanoid is a mod in Rant_about_cons and ran as a Conservo-Leftist in ljers4president. Last updated 2005 lol. He has since changed his LJ user name to the_lance. He blanked it in 2009. Mega lol.

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