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Lifestyle

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Lifestyles can be purchased for $17.99 for a pack of 24.

A lifestyle is the way a person, or group of people band together to make things like wearing fursuits, listening to shit music and sticking your penis in the asses of little boys seem like socially acceptable practices.

Should you ever decide that there is something wrong with a given lifestyle, or object to any aspect of it, this means you are bigoted and worse than Hitler.

Expert's tip

"Lifestyle" is a suitable justification for any behavior. Use it to defend your habit of masturbating in front of the windows at the library, or the thousands and thousands of dollars you've wasted on shoddy plastic figurines from Japan.

Great lifestyles

Poor lifestyles No such thing. Not-rich people don't have lifestyles. But anyway:

Not a Lifestyle

See also

Lifestyle is part of a series on Language & Communication
Languages and DialectsGrammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and UsageRhetorical StrategiesPoetryThe Politics of Language and CommunicationMediaVisual Rhetoric
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