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Academy Maniacs

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The Academy Maniacs (not to be confused with the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs of 3 Guys, 1 Hammer fame) was a pair of serial killer Russki teens who beat old ladies with hammers for the lulz. The duo of lovable misfits is comprised of Artyom Anoufriev and Nikita Lytkin. Before Vladislav Roslyakov shamefully stole the well known American pastime of school shootings, it was popular for disaffected Slavic youths to merc old people with hammers. Artyom and Nikita were inspired by the above mentioned shock video of 3 Guys, 1 Hammer and tried to one up them... but failed due to getting 12 less kills and even more shamefully, not even recording their exploits.

As with another pair of murderous teens, they have found popularity on the true crime community (TCC) corner of Tumblr alongside fan favorites Adam Lanza and TJ Lane (with his extraordinary kill count of 1). While their fanbase is not quite as expansive as that of the Columbiners, they are about equal in popularity to the "Roofies" and have easily surpassed the now forgotten "Holmies".

The Killers

Our two heros

POV: You're an elderly woman who encounters Nikita in the wild

Musical Endeavors

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Love and care


Spring in Irkutsk


Necro Pedo


Poor Gopnik


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The Killings

Aftermath

The Fanbase

Perhaps lulzier than the fact these cretins actually have a fanbase is the drama that transpires in it.

Gallery

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Links

See Also

Academy Maniacs is part of a series on Psychopaths
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Spree/One-time Killers:

Aaron AlexisAdam LanzaAlex HribalAlyssa BustamanteAnthony WarnerAudrey HaleBruce Jeffrey PardoCasey AnthonyCho Seung-HuiDevin Patrick KelleyDylan KleboldDylann Storm RoofEric HarrisGerry McCannJames HolmesJared Lee LoughnerJason RodriguezJeff WeiseJiverly Voong Joe StackJosef FritzlLaaiti EkenstéenMark EssexMartin BryantMatthew de GroodMatthew MurrayMatti SaariMaurice ClemmonsPekka-Eric AuvinenRaoul MoatRichard SpeckRobert HawkinsStephen PaddockTim KretschmerTimothy HendronTJ LaneTyler PetersonWade Michael PageWoo Bum-kon

Career/Serial Killers:

Academy ManiacsAdolf HitlerCharles MansonChris BenoitDnepropetrovsk ManiacsDubyaJack the RipperJeffrey DahmerMao ZedongRichard "The Iceman" KuklinskiTed Bundy

Terrorists:

Al QaedaAnders Behring BreivikAnderson Lee AldrichAnton Lundin PetterssonDzhokhar TsarnaevElliot RodgerGeorge SodiniManiacs Murder CultMark EssexNidal Malik HasanOsama bin LadenTamerlan TsarnaevTed Kaczynski

See also:

Antisocial personality disorderJewsMurderParanoid personality disorderPittsburgh Paint JobPolice BrutalitySick fuck