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Geert Wilders
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Geert Wilders is a Dutch politician and Saviour of the world who has caused massive butthurt to Muslims around the world by releasing a film (more like Powerpoint presentation, amirite?) called Fitna that critisizes the Islam but fails horribly at this because the movie equals in fail with a propaganda movie made by Bin Laden. The film compares the Koran to Hitler's Mein Kampf.
The son of Anne Frank and Shutzstaffel Wilders, lil' boy Geert didn't see his working-mother often, but his father compensated providing both love and a solid European education.
After Pakistan managed to pwn JewTube for a couple of hours over the film's trailer, causing the site not to work worldwide, the mass media threw a shitfit and started BAWWWWWing over the potentional international repercussions.
He received a fatwah against his life recently, ordering all Muhammad fanbois to kill him with brute force in the name of Islam. Because Geert said Islam was violent.
The new movie about Islam has been lampooned by Arab all over the world who have been begging him not to release it, because it will insult their imaginary prophet and religion who obvious trolled all towelheads 100 years ago. They have also been burning flags of The Netherlands in response to his movie, which will just entertain people around the world, and prove everyone that the IQ of a Muslim is below average.
In the latest dutch elections Geert Wilders had made the largest profit of all parties, because of this he thought his party shouldnt be neglected in the forming of a government. But because everyone was butthurting over his extreme ideas, noone wanted to form a government with him, wich obviously made him BAWW. Feeling sorry for little geert, Jew party leader Maxim Verhagen and Right-Wing party leader Mark Rutte decided he could support their minority cabinet. At this moment his fellow party members are collectively revealing their criminal pasts en crying on Geert's shoulder.
JewTube
Technically Wilders is not a Jew (in fact, he is part Indonesian) but he loves Israel and everything about it.
The love is not mutual however and with Jews you loose.
The Jews unplug his web server for Babylonian TOS violation that might take place in the future. They tried to blame it on Islam and Arabs but everyone knows Arabs have no such skills.
Moar Fail
Wilders, being a White person mistakenly used a photo of Dutch-Moroccan rapper Salah Edin instead of Theo van Gogh’s murderer Mohammad Bouyeri. Edin was only awarded €3,000 after the judge argued some of the blame was on Salah himself for mimicking the mugshot of Mohamed B.
Wilders' hairdo is truly exceptional in the way it prevents everyone including himself from taking him seriously.
Wilders has united the White People, the Jews and the Muslims into a single force against him and managed to show the world that even an idiot is free to speak his mind in the Netherlands.
Jacqui Smith was single-handedly responsible for expelling him from the UK when he was going to present his film Fitna in the British Parliament.
Rivers of Bleach
Last week a not so prominent British Conservative and confirmed Aspie, Enoch Powells, warned of much bloodshed unless the coprophilliac niggers got out of Britain. He was only slightly mistaken. The threat was not niggers, but sand-niggers, and their background philosophy was not excreta, but something close to it, the koran. Unfortunately he was a gloomy unpopular shitmongerer and died before his predictions became blatantly obvious. Dead as he was, he was in need of a new image, and a new, less faggy, country, and so he reincarnated into a Dutch, and bleached his hair until it penetrated into his frontal lobe. Since he realized this, he does not longer die the hair on his forehead and you can totally notice his Jew.
How to attentionwhore by Geert Wilders
- Say that the quran is facist and needs be illegal. But don't go to court make a political proposal wich will undoubtely fail but creates lots of drama and butthurt people.
- Bash muslims.
- Moar muslim bashing.
- Get butthurt over something the Queen said.
- Get butthurt over something the Princess said.
- Get butthurt over something random teacher said + facilitated muslim event in his school = demanding teacher 2 b fired
- Say that having 2 passports means you aren't loyal to the Motherland
- Say that the left media is being biased
- Make a movie about islam
- Use ANY chance you can get to start ranting about muslims and how they islamazise The Netherlands
- ????
- profit