Jack Kevorkian
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Dr. Kevorkian is quite possibly the greatest IRL troll of the Supreme Courts. His epic win resulted in the liberation of 130 people, in what many claim to be the greatest opportunity of all time: a chance to do your mom a favor, and end your respectable, noteworthy, joyous and proper life in the safest and most humane way possible
Ever since he has been imprisoned, the number of Emos and Goths living in the USA has risen by 3 times. If only Dr. Kevorkian could help spread his love to all Emos and rid them of their emotional pain!
Dr. Kevorkian's methods can be used to cure many common ailments such as:
- Living
- Emo
- Attention whoreism
- This shitty article