Manuel Uribe
Manuel Uribe is the fattest shit the world has ever seen. Eating on a diet of tacos and pizza, this slob-beast managed to balloon himself to a weight of well over 1200 pounds (this is in no way an exaggeration). There is but one thing that could explain how such an abomination could exist: this freak of nature is not American, but Mexican. Being too much of a fat shit to even walk, Manuel lives in a permanent stationary residence in some slum in Mexico (which could be anywhere within its borders). Due to his massive obesity, Manuel cannot live on his own. He is fed and washed by his friends and family in his home. He excretes waste through a hole that has been cut in his bed, which must be cleaned out a couple of times each day. Why this fuck doesn't get a liposuction or simply stop eating the shit that caused him to weigh half a ton more than he should is beyond anyone.