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On the 28th of April, 2011, several pictures of Chris dressed in drag were leaked by Surfshack Tito. It is disturbing how much he resembles his mother, as well as how genuinely happy and at peace he looks in these photos.

Remember, he is straight.

On July 5th, Chris made a new Facebook account and plastered it with pictures of his disgusting ass in the vain hopes of losing his virginity but the only people attracted to him was a single mom and a seventeen year old girl. He closed the account a couple days later.

Ol' Chrissy was also spotted on a tranny forum (a few months after the infamous 'tomgirl pictures') under the name 'KookyDashy' he made posts about him telling Snorlax and Bob that he was a tomgirl and other shit no one cares about, people found out it was Chris because he mentioned Sonichu without making fun of it and, as we all know, Chris is the only one that takes his abomination seriously.

Chris is now living the life of a tomgirl.

This Image Sums Up the Horror That Is Tomgirlism

Gaze Upon the Banana Hammock and Dispair

Now that this image is fresh in your mind, try to imagine that Prissy Petunia here spent his next four videos trying to be an intimidating baddass.

NEW Videos!

On August 6th, he has "officially" came back to the internet. He has posted videos of demanding $1000 dollars mailed to his house. He is also black mailing other people to stop acting like him.
Way to not know that Extortion, especially across state lines, leads to legal trouble, conviction, incarceration and sweet, sweet jailhouse assrape in his diaper-rash encrusted poopchute. But hey, at least he'd finally lose his cursed virginity.

And now, Buffalo Bill

Chris doesn't seem to know that when someone compares him to Buffalo Bill...they mean it as an insult.

Would you Fuck Him?   “   "'Coz Chris-Chan would Totally Fuck Himself."   „

Yes, Chris. It is that cold. We feel Cold in our souls every time we see you.

CWC and The HedgehogTomgirls

Bizarro-Christine just released the Official Soundtrack to Bob Chandler last heart attack. It's called CWC and The HedgehogTomgirls and like all of Chris's previous musical masterpieces, it is made entirely of recordings of Chris singing bad cover versions accompanied only by a boombox playing the original track.
The difference between this album and the previous steaming piles of copyright assrape is this record boldly proclaims "I'm a Diva Trapped in the Body of an Autistard" instead of just "I'm an Autistard".