Derpy Hooves

Derpy being Derpy!

“	The derpygeddon section could probably be moved to the Brony article, or a Derpy article could be made.)	„

Characters

• Derpy Hooves - Hurp da didly hurp da hurp
• Derpy Hooves - Derp Derp Da Derp
• Derpy Hooves - Derp herp hurp da durp
• Derpy Hooves - Derpy derpy Derp

Derpygeddon

On January 21st, 2012 every ponyfag jizzed themselves when long time fan character Derpy Hooves was given speaking lines and named specifically in a new episode. They immediately flooded the internet with more faggotry than they usually do after a new episode, celebrating their ultimate domination over a cartoon for little girls.

Prelude to a flame war

In the days that followed the episode's airing a small faction of fans who were offended by Derpy's portrayal emerged in the cesspit of furfags that is Ponychan. They said that her voice and actions in the episode were degrading to people with mental illnesses. Naturally the ponyfags met this difference of opinion with their typical mantra of love and tolerance...We're just fucking with you, they immediately lost their collective shit and began a flame war. Petitions were signed, letter writing campaigns were started, and shitty fanart in support of Derpy was posted on deviantART. In a completely surprising turn of events the episode was removed from iTunes and all instances of "Derpy" were being removed from the online retailer, WeLoveFine. The ponyfags immediately realized that all their campaigning had done exactly the opposite of what they intended. (many lulz were had by the ponyfags who saw this coming)

A champion of the lulz emerges

The greatest threat always comes from within.

The ponyfags calmed down and returned to their usual routine of masturbating to fanfiction of ponies fucking, but a question lingered in the air. Who was responsible for the initial instance of butthurt? Enter Yamino (aka Elen Barbarich), an animator on the show and official sufferer of GOTIS and USI. At some point during the first flame war Yamino had begun posting to her tumblr blog about how anyone who supported Derpy was an "ableist" and that she fully supported removal of the character from the episode to protect retarded children everywhere. Due to her close connection with the show's development all the ponyfags decided she was responsible for the episode being pulled from iTunes and moved their campaign of rage from Ponychan to Yamino's blog.

Yamino's blog was well fortified with a trained army of white knights who would defend their queen at all costs. Armed with a near infinite supply of copypasta and death threats, the ponyfags waged a war of attrition against the blog for the next month. Yamino continues to reap many lulz from the ongoing flame war while the butthurt and frustration amongst the ponyfags grows on a daily basis from raids by her followers and the resilience of her overinflated ego.

The butthurt reaches critical mass

Roughly a month after the episode was pulled from iTunes it reappeared, re-dubbed and edited to be "less offensive". The amount of rage and butthurt that errupted from the ponyfags was enough to keep /b/ in a lulz surplus for at least 100 years. Yamino claimed that her campaign of lulz was successful while clopping to the altered scene in celebration as even more death threats than before began flooding in. Afraid that one of the basement dwelling furfags might actually make good on one of their threats another animator stepped into the fray to clarify Yamino had nothing to do with the changes. Despite this effort to prematurely stop one of the best lollercoasters in ponyfag history, the flame war continued without missing a beat.

The conflict is still ongoing, as the grand puppet-master of lulz has yet to reveal themselves. In the meantime the ponyfag forces are directionless and in disarray, while Yamino and her white knights have begun a sockpuppet campaign to further dissolve the ponyfag forces from within. Hasbro and the production team have remained mostly silent on the situation. This has proved to be an endless source of fresh rage for the basement dwellers.

Videos

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Holyshit everypony Derpy talks, OH MY FUCKING PONY BONER!