Chibi Faolan

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Chibi Faolan, twenty years ago. This is the cute larval drama whore that daddy just couldn't keep his hands to himself over.

Chibi Faolan (also known as "ApleSkruf") is the internet poster girl for why most human societies look down on sexual relationships between fathers and daughters.

The idea that fathers raping their daughters may cause mental harm and sexual dysfunction later in life, or perhaps the fact that such relationships may cause excruciating pain and suffering to the poor innocent girl are all secondary to the real danger: the creation of a sad, lame bitch like chibi faolan who takes the internet for the serious business that it is.

Behold the Power of Chibi

chibi_faolan, though distinguished among the proud ranks of drama whores, only succeeds in rising above the mind-numbing statistics by succeeding where so many others have failed: She wasn't just almost raped; she was actually raped. Before you think this is a bad thing, get to know her. You may decide that for her, rape was quite justified, the fucking whore. The fact that she is a member of Mu Alpha Theta would be enough for most people to want to see her cunt gouged out by Bubba, but alas, chibi's white daddy beat the black men to the end zone.