Drawrawr

About

Drawrawr is the latest deviantart clone which claims in it's own creation it is being rebellious and free. But actually, it's just full of a variety of ugly/fugly loud mouths and/or gobshites such as grammar nazis - the latter choosing the color scheme after throwing up. Drawrawr is a new site, but promises features too crummy to mention.

It was setup by some Elvis impersonator, named Josh Thomas, WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING - and if you think different, boy are you gonna be corrected! And if he doesn't know everything, he doesn't allow it to occur on Drawrawr. HE WATCHES ALL. You cannot join Drawrawr without first passing the Elvis-master's test of ability - unless you're lucky enough to have Elvis, some unimportant goth girl who poses as his girlfriend to cover up past acts of bestiality, or one of their other team-slugs to pay you a visit, forcing their magical propaganda down your throat to force you to join immediately.

Those who do not comply with what Josh Thomas - and his Elvis costume - believe in, will spend eternity in Elvis Master Hell. If you have broken their rules, YOU MUST NOW GET A DRAWRAWR ACCOUNT FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT!

But follow the site rules, and not only will your computer not have a trojan installed on it by their moderators, but you'll also be invited to a similar promised land offered to You Tube users - of course the drawrawr variant is still in beta.

OPERATIONZ ARE GO!

But what of Elvis himself? 10 minutes after coming up with the idea for drawrawr, (which was 5 minutes after spending yet another day of googling 'Josh Thomas' to yield no results) OPERATIONZ WERE GO, and have since been overseen by the Elvis Master himself. He rallied up a bunch of fat loud kids who think they can program - but in reality will fuck up making a cup of coffee - and got to work. The rest is history in the process, as the site isn't making enough money to afford servers for a complete resurrection of the SS in order to take over EVERY FUCKING SITE ON THE INTERWEBZ AND MAKE THEM DRAWRAWR!

When in the building - EM ensures:

• NOBODY badmouths Drawrawr. Infact, expect this article to be blogged about and requested to be removed...
• Advertising is done! This includes going onto other art sites, forcing the notion of how crap that site is, and how the user MUST MOVE TO DRAWRAWR RIGHT NOW, BEFORE ELVIS GETS MAD!
• Unoriginal features copied from Sheezyart are implemented ASAP!
• The staff - including various fuck-wits from the failed and unoriginally named 'The Art Site Project', (or 'CRAP' for short) are kept as much in line as all great gestapo should.

Features of the site

Outside of the rampant grammar nazis and unfunny trolls, users/newly recruited SS members, can submit no more than two piece of artwork before the system crashes. Interestingly enough, there is no 'watch' feature as commonly found on most art sites, because Elvis Master wanted the best for his Aryan race. So instead of a 'watch' button, in it's place is a 'HEIL!' button.

Marketing

Far from sitting on the internet and waiting for users, the drawrawr gestapo have setup up propaganda profiles all over the interwebz, here is their one on deviantart: [1] Their tactics are simple - find any art site with users, and go on and on and on about how that site has BAD features, that should castrate the owners of the site to Elvis-Master Hell, to get users signed up for a Hitler Youth/Drawrawr account.

The site also has a slogan: "Don't just Drawrawr, DRAWWAR!"

Users

Drawrawr decided to setup this account holocaustdenier and then ban it, to prove they aren't the fascists they appear to be. We suspect business as usual - namely self-trolling, because genuine users left once they realized the features are about as functional as a chocolate fireguard - and nobody on the interwebz outside of the 6 users on drawrawr know of it's existence. The plan is the continue self-trolling until the annual payment of $1.98 on the server runs out.

Famous Users

Snapesnogger

Ashes

Bill-e-horse