Hypocrisy

Hitler was a filthy ethnic jew who wanted to destroy the filthy ethnic jew. Good luck with that.

Conservapedia has a lot of material concerning liberal deceit...

...but the Assfly deleted the Conservative Deceit page and blocked it from being recreated.

Commercial distributors of VX nerve gas are dedicated to exterminating jew, yet they will only do so when enticed with jewgolds. Worst. Hypocrites. Evar.

Hypocrisy is the art of acting like a kewl kid when you're actually a worthless cunt, and it is a vital component of the collective human psyche. This is only natural, considering that we are created in the image of a petty and vindictive God. Prevalent though hypocrisy may be in reality, the advent of the Internet has seen an exponential increase in its use. After all, you can be a douche all you like, safe in the knowledge that no one is going to reach through your monitor and give you the sound strangling that you so thoroughly deserve. Without exception, everyone on the face of the planet is hypocritical to one degree or another. There is one exception, however; I'm not a hypocrite. Nope. Not me. Nevar.

A Selection Of Hypocritical Fauna

The Grammar Nazi

Invariably, when browsing a forum, you will find a grammar Nazi. Half of his posts consist of throwing a royal shitfit over someone's typo, misspelling, or grammatical error. Half of said replies will contain errors of their own. Of course, if you find such an "error" in one of my posts, I was employing rhetoric. You know, a statement made outside the bounds of traditional discourse to achieve a greater effect. You don't know anything about language, do you? Fucking morons.

The Moderator

As befits the variety of hypocrite with the highest concentration of faggotry, the moderator never stops being a total jackass. Ostensibly, the mods are there to help... but, when not spamming the site with useless shit and forcing everyone to endure his incessant unwarranted self-importance, he's banning some lowly noob for making his first post in the wrong forum. Assuming there is any provocation at all, that is. All mods are worthless assholes, drunk with what they think is power. Fucking cunts. I'm a cool mod, though. I'm reserved, very patient with users, and I will only ban for 7 days of ceaseless spam or CP. This, of course, leads us to...

The Banned User

A whiny bitch par excellence, the banned user feigns innocence of his crimes, even after posting his loli gallery... provoking Chris Hansen to request the site admin to "have a seat over there." Those struck down by the awesome might of the banhammer attempt to worm their way back, professing their immaculate innocence and decrying the tyranny under which they have suffered. Otherwise, they wander the internets like fucking gypsies, preaching the "truth" of their persecution to all who will listen, leaving behind them a trail of noxious AIDS... as if they were some variety of faggot snail slithering through the tubes. Fucking bastards. Of course, I was never banned for a legit reason. Users are drawn to me by my natural charisma, and that doesn't sit well with attention whore mods. Check my blog for accounts of mod tyranny.